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more about #kansascityroyals more comments → Kid Canada: That's not actually how you do the Shocker. #zackgreinke more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: He's peaked! Trade him, Moore! TRADE HIM!! #zackgreinke more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Brian Cashman congratulated Greinke by sending him a Yankee uniform in a package labeled "Do Not Open Until 2012." #zackgreinke more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Jeter. #zackgreinke more » UkraineNotWeak: Curt Schilling still believes he was robbed. #zackgreinke more » Phintastic: When reached for comment, Zack just shrugged his shoulders and silently wept. #zackgreinke more » David Hume: Shocker: Zack Greinke has contributed approximately 1/3 of the material on the Post Secret website. #zackgreinke more » 100percentinjuryrate: Wait, how did Derek Jeter not win this? He's easily as deserving of this award as he is of his four Gold Gloves. #zackgreinke more » Hatey McLife: It's Zack Greinke by a landslide A similar thing will be said about Manny Pacquiao's election results, and where he voted. #zackgreinke more » the earl of weaver: Shocker: make sure you give your girl a head's up first. #zackgreinke more » DirkToberFest: Tommy, I know you're a trendsetter and all, but I'm not sure I can turn a girl on by saying, "AL's Best Pitcher Wins Cy Young." #zackgreinke more » weinerdog49: They moved the park to Overland Park, KS? oh wait, you just don't know what you're talking about. Idiot. more » colinmcclain: A majority of those "comments" were written by the same person. I have a masters in english and the author hasn't disguised his style particularly we... more » AmericanSplendor: My dad's the most peaceful man I've met, and I saw him almost take a swing at a 300 pound douchehat at a Royals game once. Oh, yeah, the douchehat ha... more » jhsnake: Yeah, the stadium is actually in KCMO near Independence, which is one of the biggest redneck meth addict shit holes of the city. It is indeed nowhere... more » -
#mlb
Shocker: AL's Best Pitcher Wins AL Cy Young
It's Zack Greinke by a landslide, which means the Internet won't have the pleasure of yelling at wrongheaded baseball writers until Thursday, when they snub Tim Lincecum. [BBWAA] -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Kauffman Stadium
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Kansas City Royals' Kauffman Stadium. More » -
#mlb
Baseball Update!
Oh, shit, the Twins just scored four runs. And they look great in those throwbacks! Though honestly you see so many TC hats these days (even in New York!) that I'm seriously missing the lowercase M. Poor Greinke :( More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Yanks On Top Again, All Right With The World
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#duan
Attendance Should Be A Record High For This Giveaway
The Royals need a worthwhile promotion to draw fans in August. Figurines are too conventional. There must be something else. Hmm. Tough one. How 'bout urine? More » -
#mlb
Royal Rumble Ends; Blogger Still Standing
Royals lift "ban" on Rany Jazayerli : "[T]here's a big difference between passively resisting my show and actively trying to sabotage my career. Now that the latter possibility is off the table, we're cool." [Rany on the Royals] -
#mlb
Team "Bans" Baseball Prospectus Writer, Pain In The Royal Ass
Last week, Rany Jazayerli, blogger and baseball propeller-head of note, went after longtime Royals trainer Nick Swartz, stopping just shy of ripping out the man's heart and waving it at the sun. The team didn't take this so well. More » -
#gambling
Great Moments In Gambling: Cleveland Seagulls Cost Man His House
Betting on a mid-June AL Central baseball game seems like a brilliant path to financial freedom, but believe it or not, there are dangers. Like a flock of birds attacking Coco Crisp and costing you a $38,000 payday. More » -
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#mlb
Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
Everyone said Eric Wedge was crazy to train wild birds to chase down baseballs in the outfield and distract opposing outfielders. Well, who's the crazy one now, huh? Indians/Birds 1, Royals 0. More » -
#whimsy
Royals Broadcaster Somehow Duped On-Air By Food Network Impersonator
Guy Fieri, the Food Network personality always in search of America's best chili dog waffle burgers was in the stands at the Royals game last night. Wait — no he wasn't. [Kansas City.com] -
#zackgreinke
Meet The Woman Who Saved Zack Greinke From Himself
Her name is Emily Kuchar. She is engaged to Greinke. According to him, she's the cool, refreshing Peach Daiquiri that keeps the Greinke crazy straw stirring. [MLB.com] -
#mlb
Catch A Ride On The Greinke Train
Look, we're all friends here. You've got certain feelings inside you and you're not sure how to deal with them, but it's okay to talk about it—you kinda want to hump Zack Greinke, don't you? More » -
#mlb
Savor This Moment, Because It May Never Happen Again
It's rare that one can say this and mean it, so one must make it count: Yesterday's victory over the White Sox gave the Kansas City Royals sole possession of first place in the AL Central. More » -
#mlb
Are You Ready To Welcome Your New Kansas City Overlords?
The New York Times has picked the Royals to win their division. Let that roll around on your tongue for a bit. Mmmm (cough). [New York Times] -
#baseball
Baseball Has Been Very Good To Him Indeed
And now the bittersweet story of minor-league catcher Brayan Pena, who defected from Cuba 10 years ago by jumping out a bathroom window in Caracas, only to end up with the Royals. More »
