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more about #keithhernandez more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: quick question... A member of the Jazz wearing whiteface= cool. a random dude going as a black guy for halloween=bad? #halloween more » Chris Hanson's Axe: FatNakedMoleRat And here I thought everyone was just making up crazy screen names. FYI, I'm not actually a piece of lumber-chopping equipment. Also,... more » Steve U: The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween A naked David Wells, coated in melted Chocolate and Cheese? #halloween more » FlakJack: King Hippo + Smurfette = worst porn ever. Ever. #halloween more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Number 11 is the best "Proof My New Wife Was A Virgin" costume I've ever seen. #halloween more » DougOLis: Is #20 supposed to be Dan Shanoff? #halloween more » twoeightnine: Fucking racists with their body paint. Smurphette is a human being too! #halloween more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: Wait, it's okay for Deron Williams to dress up as "White Bob" from Martin, but I can't wear my "Jerome the Pimp" costume to the office without getting... more » Phintastic: I wonder if the pilot in #3 really punched those girls. #halloween more » DirkToberFest: That's not Bruce Weber! There's an actual play drawn on that board! #halloween more » NordoftheBlings: Daniel Pearl, great head on his shoulders. more » chilltown: United's 58 FA Cup campaign ended in a blaze of glory. more » chilltown: Hank Gathers' play was heart-stopping. more » chilltown: Tom Mees took to the Sportscenter desk like a fish to water. more » ClueHeywood: Eric Andolsek could really create new lanes. more » -
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The Terrifying Horrors Of Sports-O-Ween
We've tallied the results and as suspected....your Halloween costumes kind of stunk. Don't sweat it though. At least you weren't burned alive for going to a Scottish soccer match dressed as a sheep.
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Keith Hernandez Chooses The Worst Possible Way To Describe Roberto Clemente
Clemente. Great ballplayer. Died in a plane crash. How to describe him? If you're Keith Hernandez, living endorsement for the seven-second tape delay, you say the following: "What a great player. And he could fly." Take that, Sterling. [The 'Ropolitans]
