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more about #kellenwinslow more comments → ScientificMapp: Hey buddy your making millions of dollars to play football most of us guys who drive trucks dont complain when we get our balls drained right before w... more » Stev D: The Browns team doctors originally diagnosed Winslow's four humours to be out of sorts and recommended he let several pints of blood. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Don't blame the Browns just yet. I'd check Winslow's house for empty bottles of nerve tonic. more » Kid Canada: we feel a brief bit of sympathy for the Soldier Boy Plus, he's a great dancer! more » roland_t_flakfizer: To which LT responded, "OK, maybe not those two." more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: "my testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk." Now Winslow understands why I don't go to the gym much anymore. more » This is my Star: Suddenly, a Q-Tip to the man's urethra seems fitting. Seems weird to me, but okay. more » Hatey McLife: She was also hospitalized and the couple worried about it affecting their ability to have children.That would really suck if she couldn't have his off... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What also has not come out until now is my commenting staph infection. Apparently, when you spill Halal food on your keyboard, it is best to clean it ... more » UkraineNotWeak: Isn't having fluids drained from your testicles before a game a Saturday night tradition on the road in the NFL? more » Gourmet Spud: If he were a true soldier, he would have used this condition to entertain us with a hilarious endzone celebration. For example, he could have laid do... more » ScientificMapp: At least he wasn't from JoeBucsSecondFavoriteWebsiteFa....com. more » Karlifornia: Winslow quickly turned to his wife and asked, "What's this guy been calling me again?" "Sgt. Winslow," she answered. Coming this fall to ABC, Ronald ... more » NordoftheBlings: He doesn't want to be called a Fisting Soldier? Why the fuck not? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: The Brown still refer to him by his military title "General Liability" more » -
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Okay, Perhaps Kellen Winslow Is A Soldier
We've all mocked Kellen Winslow in the past for grossly overestimating his own bravery. But perhaps it's time to reconsider, given that last year, he had his testicles sliced open. More » -
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Kellen Winslow Kindly Requests You Make No More References To Him Being A F*$#ing Soldier
Besides being a talented, but injury-prone tight end, Kellen Winslow is best known for his patriotic tirade against those kamikaze Tennessee Volunteers. But Winslow's less combustible now, so he doesn't appreciate any references to it, even if it's playfully complimentary. More » -
