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more about #khalilgreene more comments → Tiger_Tanaka: Keith Hernandez doesn't understand why he won't just get smashed and forget about the whole thing. more » ClueHeywood: Khalil's old man is a television repairman. He's got this ultimate set of tools. He can fix it. more » Jefferson Tardship: It's okay, Khalil. This happens to all underachieving shortstops. more » NordoftheBlings: Darren Daulton's urine sample will mellow Khalil out, stat. more » Karlifornia: Tony LaRussa is pissed that he had a pizza delivered to the dugout. Green reportedly asked "What's wrong with a feast on our time?" more » Matt Sussman: Several players for the Florida Marlins were diagnosed with social anxiety disorder. They told reporters it doesn't affect them much. more » Gourmet Spud: How long until the whole league is on the DL with anxiety disorder, and the game is being played by chimps and the occasional exceptionally talented g... more » ArkansasFred: You really aren't doing much to perpetuate the uber-machoness of our name, Greene. more » Steve U: One surefire cure for his performance anxiety? Benching him after 16 poor at-bats. more » ClueHeywood: Wouldn't you have social anxiety disorder if everyone was surprised to see you in person? more » Clare: There's obviously something wrong with Dontrelle. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying. more » .357: The D-Train going crazy in D-Town more » Starburied: They should probably address his pitching form, if the above photo is any indication. No one has ever thrown that well off of one and a half crippled ... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: perhaps it's his shrunken head? Or maybe his over-bloated torso? more » ScientificMapp: But how long should a baseball team continue to pay a guy who can't play baseball very well? We figure the entire season, batting cleanup. -Seattle ... more » -
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Khalil Greene Not Over Anxiety Problems
Greene—0 for his last 16 AB—is back on the DL with his "social anxiety disorder." Maybe he just needs time to grow a better mullet. [MLB.com] -
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Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
So I guess The D-Train doesn't have it all figured it out. There were signs of promise, but after a couple of horrendous starts—8 walks in 3.2 IP on Sunday—Willis is back on the DL (head case). More »
