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more about #kissingsuzykolber more comments → J. Henry Waugh: KOGOD is Marc Ein wearing a toupee? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I promise I will follow the live blog only if Unsilent promises to make hilarious observations about the draftees fashion disasters. more » StanGable: TJ/ Michael Jackson Cardiac Arrest End TJ/Begin Man in the Mirror Jokes more » Gourmet Spud: Typical Washingtonians for you. Poor guy gets put in a Million Dollar Dream by an invisible man, and no one does a god damn thing to help. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: aka "Kogod Shammgod" aka "Choco Takogod" aka "Uh oh Better get Maakogod". more » Hustler of Culture: Somebody did tell UM that the Les Boulez traded their pick right? more » 'Topes Lose!: After watching this video Al Gore shed a single tear, realizing that his dream for the internet has been fulfilled. more » David Hume: I remember seeing the Peter-Frampton-talk-box version of Lee Elia's breakdown. Blew my mind. The other fifteen come out here. doooooyyoouuuu... A fu... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: If this becomes a trend then I expect R. Kelly to remix his next song to include the term "diddly poo" more » Gourmet Spud: Mash-up by Greg Gillis's cousin, "(Never) Talk (To) Girl." That was so awesome. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Unfortunately, Drew's press conference announcing Men With Balls was interrupted by Ned Flanders, who was hepped up on goofballs. /last post'd more » Artie Fufkin: So I was listening to Kilroy Was Here the other day and realized all these guys are ripping off Styx. Styx! more » StuScott Booyahs: What on earth is Allen Iverson talking about? more » ScientificMapp: And for the "Interlude," the voice of the nerdy white guy/racist cop is provided by Avery Johnson. more » scroggzilla raids again: Someone thought this was once a good idea too... more » -
#nbadraft2009
Please Join KOGOD This Evening For NBA Draft Insanity
Deadspin's official draftnik for 2009 will be "KOGOD" aka "Unsilent Majority" aka "Baby KOGODINO." He will live blog until he falls asleep in a comfy chair covered in peanut shells and Velveeta. Have fun with him. [KSK] -
#whimsy
This Is Outstanding
It's an autotuned version of memorable press conferences. AI's "practice" soliloquy dominates but you'll also find some Kanye'd versions of Dennis Green's "They are who we thought they were!" and Mike Gundy's "I'm a man!" looped in. [KSK] -
#brettfavre
Mr. Magary Anxiously Awaits The Arrival Of Brett Favre To His Beloved Vikings
Isn't it great when a player you always rooted for and admired joins your favorite team? Your love of sports is emboldened. This is not one of those instances. [KSK] -
