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more about #kobebryant more comments → MattinglysSideburns: It is not easy to coach an alpha dog, of course. Pfft...name one Justin Timberlake movie that was any good. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck more » sir_pantsalot: You could have saved us all a lot of time and just wrote "Jordan has class and Kobe does not." This is a fact that we already know so you could have s... more » MyDinnerWithAndreDawson: If Kobe could be 11 in 1985 and 17 in 1996, he doesn't have just basketball figured out, but special relativity also. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck more » ArkansasFred: Asked to provide a one-word summation of Jordan, former Bulls center Luc Longley chose "predator." "No. Wait. Jordan? Sorry. Thought we were sti... more » ScientificMapp: Oh yeah, Rob Schwartz. I've heard of him. Tall black guy, right? #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck more » norbizness: You left out the concluding sentence: "[Tex] Winter headed into the hallway to get a drink of water, but Kobe raced after him and berated him into a s... more » ArkansasFred: If you answered "c," congratulations. You share a mind-set with Kobe Bryant. Slight typo there. "Congratulations" should actually read "you have our... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Kobe was only able to join this exclusive club after he got the password "Fidelio" from Nick Nightingale. #kobebryant more » Chris Hanson's Axe: 24000points is Katelyn Faber's XBox 360 gamer handle. #kobebryant more » twoeightnine: Katelyn Faber already got what was behind Door No. 2. #kobebryant more » Mr. Praline: There's got to be an NHL game on somewhere Ah, you mean that 7th straight Leafs loss, yes? #kobebryant more » Hockeymom: Isn't Frank McCourt slightly dead? /Angela Ashed #kobebryant more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: So someone help an old guy* out... is there a way to "browse" these "forums" to see what all the kids are talking about? 28 is old now #kobebryant more » AzureTexan: Hmmmm. And here I'd thought Zeus had invented the Wii so that his Etruscan counterpart, Tinia, could engage his Roman counterpart, Jupiter, in a robus... more » Stev D: Do you think Stan Van Gundy would let my Border Collie play point guard? That would be so adorable! more » -
#tigerwoods
Tiger Saga Heads Closer To Kobe Press Conference Territory
No, Tiger is not being charged with rape (not today!) but as more women emerge and the longer the truth about Thanksgiving night is withheld, he may have to put America through this type of awkwardness again. Take notes, Eldrick. -
#bookexcerpts
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: The Art Of A Beautiful Game
Today's comes from Sports Illustrated's ever-excellent Chris Ballard, author of The Art of a Beautiful Game: The Thinking Fan's Tour of the NBA. Here's Chris on Kobe Bryant, basketball nerd. Chat with him at 1 p.m. in a followup post. More » -
#nba
Finally, Kobe Bryant Accomplishes Something
By scoring 41 points last night, Bryant became the youngest player ever to reach 24,000 points. The commenter who best incorporates this into an anal sex joke gets a +1 or whatever is behind Door No. 3. [USA Today] -
#duan
Two Men And A Little Tommy
Kobe Byrant, the newly single Frank McCourt, and a very sleepy Tommy Lasorda took in Game 2 of the NLCS today. Of course, this was in the fourth inning, so the trio is probably already eating dinner in Malibu. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
It's Bizarro Phillies Dad!
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More » -
#sadwhimsy
Somehow, Michael Jackson Was Partly Responsible For Magic Johnson's Greatness
I applaud Magic Johnson's ability to personalize it: "the way he controlled the band...the stage." But I'm sure he'd use the same approach if he were eulogizing a painter or a vacuum cleaner repairman. [Gawker] -
#nba
Artest and Kobe Do Their Best Work In The Shower
So how did trash-talking malcontent Ron Artest end up playing alongside "hated rival" Kobe Bryant in Los Angeles? It all started with a fateful shower stall run-in two years ago: More » -
#deadspinclassic
Deadspin Classic: Kobe Doin' What?
In an alternate universe, Deadspin's archives would cover the whole scope of human history. Occasionally, we like to revisit those timeless moments that we would have written about, if only we could have. Today: Kobe Bryant's Colorado Adventure. More » -
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#nba
In Which Kobe Shows The Mayor Who's Boss
Kobe Bryant thinks he's bigger than the mayor of Los Angeles. And you know what? He's right. Divas don't share the spotlight with anyone. More » -
#nba
A Life-Size Kobe Bryant, And His Head Bobbles
Well, this is about the most terrifying bobblehead I've ever encountered. All yours, for the low price of $13,000 — and if you order now, they'll throw in an even bigger head at no extra cost. [Lakers Blog] -
#whimsy
All Kobe Bryant and LeBron James Got Were These Lousy T-Shirts
TMZ on LeBron's "egotistical" shirt: "For the record—you won't see Kobe Bryant wearing a shirt with his individual accomplishments plastered on the front of it during his championship parade today." Wanna see what Kobe wore to the parade? More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
Kobe Bryant's one win away from winning his first post-Shaq NBA title, which will effectively end all The Kobe Hate. For history's sake, then, perhaps it's time to revisit a certain 57-page transcript released just less than five years ago. More » -
#duan
Today Everyone Is Finally Convinced Kobe Bryant Is One Of The NBA's Greatest Despite His Shaq-Filled, Jizz Bomb Past
The Lakers still need two more games to close out the Magic, but those people who never doubted Kobe's true greatness for most of his career are filing early to get a leg up on those who did. More » -
#kobebryant
Yes, We've Seen The Alleged Kobe Accuser Rap Video. No, It's Not Actually Her.
So this video you guys keeping sending us? The one called "KOBE'S ACCUSER FREESTYLE RAPS"? Here's the thing: It's not Kobe's accuser. Meet Whitney Teubner, Los Angeles-based funny lady and member of comedy troupe Studio Fred. [Studio Fred] -
#wakeupdeadspin
One Smirk At A Press Conference Is Worth A 1,000 Box Scores
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
