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more about #kurtwarner more comments ā chilltown: Apparently to write for Deadspin 2009 one must have a name befitting a muckraker. I'm considering changing my name to Upton. more » FlakJack: Your nuanced understanding of modern NFL offensive strategy impresses me, son. You're hired. - Art Shell more » DirkToberFest: Kurt Warner is sooooooooooo old that he doesn't realize the forward pass was invented yet. Take That! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: F. Scott Fitzgerald blogged, "The born again aren't like you and me." more » Stev D: Ellafitz1: Throw Larry the bee-doop-a-beedoop-badda-badda-zing-zang-a-la-la-ling lang Ball! more » SavetoFavorites: Needs more Brenda Warner reaction shots. more » ClueHeywood: Kurt Warner plays like a damn 80 year old! 80 year olds don't have a 92.3% completion percentage on bowel movements, much less NFL passes. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Put in Lineart! more » Rock, Flag and Eagle: "Kurt warner needs 2 stop bein a scary ass & throw the ball deep 2 my brother!damn this is annoying 2 watch!he trhwos 2 the rb's 2 damn much!" Twitte... more » Hatey McLife: He stole the "OLD ASS MAN" line from my eulogy for Charles Nelson Reilly. more » Weed Against Speed: "YOU OLD ASS MAN, THROW HIM THE DAMN BALL" is one of the lines from Marcus' dirty version of "This Old Man." He just forgot to add the "knick-knack, f... more » ClueHeywood: You could also call him "Guy that Destroyed Matt Leinart's Career," but I think that was Nick Lachey. more » mikedrawcar: Actually, the 49ers just sent Leinart brochures for all the colleges and universities in the bay area. more » Weed Against Speed: Photo Caption: Are You There God? It's Me, Warner. more » Hatey McLife: Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals Vernon Davis will track him down and hate fuck him. more » -
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Somebody Get Larry Fitzgerald's Brother A Clipboard
Look deeper into the Cardinals' 31-17 win on Sunday, as Larry Fitzgerald's brother did, and you'd realize too that Kurt Warner is an "OLD ASS MAN" who doesn't know how to run a team, 24-for-26 notwithstanding. More » -
#trentgreen
Guy That Enabled Kurt Warner's Career Retires
As a very, very late bloomer to football, one of my first memories was hearing about Rams quarterback Trent Green down for the count in 1999. More » -
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Warner Loves And Leaves 49ers, Agrees To Makeup Sex With Cardinals
Two days after he was romanced by the 49ers via limo and private jet, Kurt Warner agreed to a two-year deal with the Cardinals, ESPN is reporting. What a slut. More » -
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Everybody Loves Kurt
Kurt Warner says that his trip to San Francisco wasn't a leverage ploy, but look! The Cardinals — who have been intractable for weeks — have suddenly upped their contract offer by three million bucks. More » -
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Kurt Warner Operates On A Higher Moral Plane Than You And I
Kurt Warner is visiting the 49ers as we speak, and he arrived the same way that Jesus always traveled; in a private jet. But it wasn't just to create leverage in his contract negotiations. More » -
#superbowlxliii
Your Morning After Super Bowl Cardinals-Were-Hosed Post
Not saying that the last play by Warner was or wasn't an incomplete pass, but did officials actually look at the replay? Couldn't God have thrown a red flag from the heavens? [YouTube] -
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God Still Undecided On Who To Root For In Super Bowl
What if some Cardinal or Steeler were to be named Most Valuable Player and say āIād just like to thank L. Ron Hubbard and the church of Scientology?ā [MSNBC] -
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The Ballad Of Brenda And Kurtis The Stock Boy
Sports is a cold and cynical world, but its nice to know that uplifting tales of goodness can be found in the abyss. Oh, look... your mom just forwarded you an email from 1999!
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#waxingoff
Religion, Sports, And Visanthe Shiancoe Has A Bible Verse Written WHERE?
Time for Waxing Off, the feature generally credited for saving the passengers of US Airways flight 1549. Today's topic: Athletes who credit God for victories and success. More » -
#superbowlblogdome
The Meat Bikini Is Delicious, Possibly NSFW
Face it, your Super Bowl party was a sure disaster until you saw this: Introducing the meat bikini. Also available in bacon bikini and avocado dip bikini. [In Game Now] More » -
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So That's What Happened To Brenda Warner
Some of you may be too young to remember the late '90s, but those who aren't may recall when the real star of Kurt Warner's rise to fame was his shrewishoutspoken wife, Brenda. More » -
#duan
When The Spirit Moves Him, Kurt Warner Must Draw
Far be it from me to mock anyone's religious beliefs. A person's artistic skills, however, are open game. Here's Kurt Warner drawing God. Let's watch. More »
