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more about #lakeelsinorestorm more comments → metroville: You can sell your used Subtle Butts back to a food vendor, who will then repurpose them as nachos. more » ScientificMapp: They also signed Pat Methane-y to a minor league deal. more » Karlifornia: I will be strapping these to my face in the event of biological terrorism. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Hello, Subtle Butt? I need 25 Uniforms asap. Hmm, not until September? Perfect. -Omar Minaya more » Clarence Rosario: Yeah, well, how effective are they in the event of the dreaded "Follow Through"? more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: That tennis picture up top is really starting to annoy me. more » Starburied: Nope. I'm sticking to the "talk really loud with elongated words to cover my tracks" method. more » Gourmet Spud: "Cancel my seasons tickets!" - Bert Blyleven more » -
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Use All Of These You Want, You're Not Going To Help Sabathia
As is befitting a team with a mascot named Thunder, the Lake Elsinore Storm (Class A, California League) is giving out free samples of Subtle Butt anti-fart shields at their weekly all-you-can-eat Tuesday home games. More »
