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more about #larryjohnson more comments → norbizness: Larry, Larry... why ya buggin'? #larryjohnson more » Silent Q: In the Bengals' defense, this actually is an image upgrade over their previous fourth-string running back, John Allen Muhammad. #larryjohnson more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Yeah I'm really not willing to criticize the Bengals as heretofore royal fuck-up Ced Benson is terrorizing the league. #larryjohnson more » Silky John-STON!: As long as that fat-fuck turk gets to knock on his door and wake him up at 5:15AM, cut him and then immediately ask him if he's planning on going to t... more » Phintastic: "I'll see you...on special teams." #larryjohnson more » DirkToberFest: I see only one faggot in this post... and his name is Gregg Easterbrook. #larryjohnson more » Jefferson Tardship: If they wanted to find a capable backup for Benson, shouldn't they have turned to a cook named Gretchen? #larryjohnson more » StuScott Booyahs: It'll be okay. I'm sure Larry Johnson will be content to be the fourth-string running back who hardly ever sees any playing time and will never compla... more » ScientificMapp: Marvin. MARVIN. I'd knock that shit off if I was you. #larryjohnson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is exactly like when Scott Weiland joined Velvet Revolver except with less Methadone. #larryjohnson more » MattinglysSideburns: ...because he was an aging, unlikeable, not-very-good running back who had become an annoying thorn... That sounds exactly like Rick Reilly...oh, I'm... more » Bob Loblaw: In the Bengals' defense, with Chris Henry out they were getting pretty thin at the felon spot. #larryjohnson more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: The Chicago Tribune: All the News That's Fit to Shit. #watercoolerfodder more » CaliCheeseSucks: denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) To be fair, it would have taken hi... more » -
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Just To Mess With Their Fans' Heads, Bengals Bring In Larry Johnson
Feeling pretty good about that 7-2 record, Bengal backers? In the AFC North driver's seat with a very favorable schedule ahead? Well, Mike Brown can definitely change that. What your team needs is a fourth-string RB with an attitude problem! More » -
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SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Larry Johnson Raises Kansas City's Unemployment Rate By One
The Chiefs have released the unhappy running back, denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) There really is no I in"public relations nightmare"team. [KansasCityStar] -
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The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another More » -
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The Top Story This Morning: Holy Crap, The Umps Got One Right
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Larry Johnson Suspended, Apologizes For The Gay Stuff
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is awful sorry he called you all fags. He should have used a more acceptable term like "monkeybutts" or "dorkweasels" or even "boogermouths." Then maybe his bosses wouldn't have had to put him on suspension. More » -
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Larry Johnson Meltdown Arrives Later Than Expected This Season (Update)
The Kansas City Chiefs are a disaster, obviously, but look on the bright side—it took permanently disgruntled RB Larry Johnson seven whole games to launch an embarrassing tirade against his head coach. I think that's improvement! More » -
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Larry Johnson Spends Evening Out With Women At A Club And Does Not Assault Any Of Them
Congratulations go out to Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson, who appears to have beaten the odds by spending a weekend in Vegas with numerous females(?) without any charges being filed. So far. More » -
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Larry Johnson Pleads Guilty, Ordered To Stop Being So Angry With Women, Disturbing Peace
Part of his probation will also be to not "drink alcohol at Kansas City bars past 9 p.m." [ESPN]
