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more about #larryking more comments → ManchuCandidate: Larry will probably tell stories about his imaginary friendship with Sandy Koufax including the times he taught Sandy his wicked 12-6 curve and to thr... more » ClueHeywood: For my money, gang, there's no better kick returner than Leodis McKelvin....Don't count out the Mets in the 2009 pennant race!...Here's who should sin... more » UkraineNotWeak: 10 percent off on Welch's Grape Juice in the Commissary all day. more » Hatey McLife: I hope this crazy old coot doesn't ask John A. Walsh what happened to his son, that would be bad. Because he disowned him when the kid came out of the... more » Bobby Big Wheel: "In my opinion, Stuart Scott is the best Sportscenter anchor with a lazy eye." more » Steve U: Sept. 24th: "Just got back from Bristol. Had to kill pack of rabid coyotes with bare hands. Erin Andrews thanked me with 12 consecutive hours of fe... more » ArkansasFred: "Tacoma, you're on the air! Hello? Tacoma?" "Uh, that's your shoe you're talking into." more » ClueHeywood: For my money, gang, there's no better television actor than Jon Cryer. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Craig Sager? Let's just say the drapes don't match the curtains. Purple pubes. 2:06 AM from CherylMillerHighLife more » sir_pantsalot: Of all the muffin tops, the ones at Wal Mart are the most disgusting. more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Girl you thought it was a man but it was a mutton more » Hit Bull Win Steak: He also finds peaches to be the most sensual of all fruits. more » MitchKayak: The more I think about it, the more I appreciate the equator. more » I Party With Smoot: Of all the muffins, horse is my favorite. --Hoch more » HockeyMountain: Of all the brilliant financial advisers, Lenny Dykstra is my favorite MadMoney Jim Cramer more » -
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Lucky ESPN Employees Can Feast On The Invaluable Wisdom Of Larry King
According to a memo released to ESPN employees, CNN's gargoyle-shouldered talk show host will stop by Bristol's campus on September 23rd to share some of his news industry experience and promote his book. More » -
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Seriously, Guys
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Shocker: Larry King's Horsey Tale Is Full Of Holes
Yesterday, excerpting from his memoirs, Larry King spun a sweet little tale of hitting it big at the racetrack, thanks to a plucky horse named Lady Forli. Are you sitting down? It's all a lie! More » -
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A Day At The Races, With Larry King!
Item: CNN's Larry King, the former USA Today Beat poet and godfather of Twitter, has a new memoir dropping. Today's excerpt, in which a down-and-out Larry hits the racetrack, is as awesome as you'd expect. More » -
