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more about #lawrencetaylor more comments → Starburied: WHERE DA WHITE PONY AT!? more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: The last ex-Giant to go shot for shot ended up in jail. more » Hatey McLife: Yet, these two brave souls sidled up to the former Giants linebacker in Vegas, shared a shot and left unscathed. Just be glad Javon Walker wasn't there. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: After watching the Lions lose again, LT was convinced he could play with Megatron, so he ordered shots of gasoline for everyone to start his comeback ... more » Weed Against Speed: That's nothing compared to the time, after a few shots, Carl Eller and I beat up some Minneapolis cops for looking at us funny. more » Steve U: If there's one former NFL player I'd avoid at a bar (besides Sean Salisbury),it'd be former Lawrence Taylor. Yeah, I'm still gonna have to stick with... more » ArkansasFred: Is that a pack of menthol cigarettes on the bar? more » Occam's Racer: It's Thursday. Amazingly, more batshittery awaits. If loving you is wrong, I don't guano be right. more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: I didn't know Ryan Reynolds and LT were friends! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Rather than watching two people fuck, he would really like to have a bathtub full of raw, uncut Columbian marching powder. more » Bobby Big Wheel: LT still has the undying support of Carl Brutananadilewski. more » Gourmet Spud: It used to really rattle L.T. when, on nights before a big orgy, the other male participants would send Madden and Summerall to his hotel room. more » ClueHeywood: In LT's drug-addled mind, the two people are Shrek and Natasha from The Bullwinkle Show. more » Gourmet Spud: Why not do both?: http://deadspin.com/5144207/bonus-comcast-super-bowl-coverage-porn more » Starburied: That's why people get into the Buffalo Bills. It's a gangbang and masochism all rolled into one! more » -
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And After He Took The Shot, He Beat The Crap Out Of Both Of Them
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#lawrencetaylor
Lawrence Taylor Is Easing Into NFL Elder Statesman Role Quite Nicely
"A lot of the guys will sit there and live football. Every Sunday they're glued to the t.v. watching football. I don't watch football. I'd rather watch two people fuck" [Sports Radio Interviews] -
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Lawrence Taylor To Become Newest "That Guy From The Dancing Show"
LT to be the next awkward oversized athlete on "Dancing With The Stars." He should have no problem breaking his partner's leg. [Sports Hernia] -
