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more about #lebronjamescrabdribble more comments → Juancho: It was a walk. Plain and simple. They didn't deserve to win the game anyway. more » StuScott Booyahs: Dribbling is for shitty players more » formerly Chief Wahoo: I've had both crabs and a dribble but got them from two different girls. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Spud Webb perfected the shrimp dribble. more » Monchhichi: "Crab dribble" was how Kurt Rambis referred to his Dyan Cannon creampies. more » Gourmet Spud: Sam Cassell had to stop using the crab dribble after repeatedly stepping on his testicles. more » Matt Sussman: It's a good technique to use. Y'know ... in a pinch. more » FEAST: Huge crab practicing human dribble. more » Weed Against Speed: David Stern believes the Crab Dribble should be banned since it's not Kosher. more » Karlifornia: Knucklepuck's better. more » Doyle McPoyle: Well at least something came out of MC Hammer's ill-advised foray into basketball. more » Matt_T: Magic Johnson was the only one to use the HIV dribble. It was great at keeping away aggresive defenders more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: The crab dribble used to be Shawn Kemp's specialty... more » Weed Against Speed: This is called the "Fig Dribble": more » Phony Gwynn: I'm sure many, many NBA superstars have had bouts of the crab dribble. more » -
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Sir Le Bron And The Legend of Crab Dribble
Where the hell did LeBron James come up with his ridiculous "crab dribble" yarn to explain away his traveling call against the Wizards? He's quite a storyteller! More »
