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more about #letsseewhatyoucommentersaremadeof more comments → Adam Duritz: PUT THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE BAG!!! more » metroville: Give me your wallet. more » Shoe Money: Self-representation. Fire your agent and your lawyer. This is doubly beneficial when you consider how much money I'd pay to watch Pacman Jones cross-e... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Make sure you have "key words" littered throughout your resume. And maybe you should spring for the premium Monster account, because the free account ... more » The Sports Hernia: Continue not having an actual bank account. more » Shakey: Grow a sweet Fu Manchu and get an endorsement deal from Schick Quatro. more » BigRicks: Sharpen your vocabulary, you'll want that pre-game show annuity after your playing days. more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: *Use condoms (yes, they suck, but not as bad as paying for 18 years of kids that you don't care about) *Get a good attorney (put his number on yours a... more » Artie Fufkin: Trust no one...but your childhood friends, various cousins and second cousins, high school coach, his wife, pastor, agent, manager, lawyer, accountant... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: In these tough economic times, what advice do you have for pro athletes? Stop making so many illegitmate kids! Keep the stinky off your hang-low more » Slothrop: If all else fails, learn to play golf and marry Swedish nannies/models. more » Weed Against Speed: Train hard, say your prayers and eat your vitamins. more » ArkansasFred: When filling your solid gold and Italian marble swimming pool pass on the Veuve Clicquot and use a more affordable option such as Freixenet or Thunder... more » André Roussimoff: Host a late night talk show. Worked out great for Magic and John McEnroe. more » UpstateUnderdog: lather, rinse, but don't repeat more »
