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more about #lionelmessi more comments → Brazil Thrill: If Messi really wants to follow in the footsteps of Maradona, he really needs to work on gaining 200 pounds and developing a crippling coke addiction: more » AliciaSacramonesBrownie: Hey Man U, How does my buttocks taste in the place of where you eat food ? Lionel more » MattinglysSideburns: It was all fun and games for Messi, until he was chased home by Gargamel. more » Sandy Magic Jackson: Eh, tell me when he's doing bumps off of teammates' hands in the middle of the game, and we'll see who the true king of Argentinian football is. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I thought Lionel Messi was the failed Jheri Curl company from that guy who sings Hello. more » Weed Against Speed: I haven't seen a Lionel behave so inappropriately since Lionel Richie got frisky with that blind chick in the video for "Hello." more » PermanentInjuredReserve: Oh goddamnit! Now I have the fucking UEFA song stuck in my head. THE CHAMPIONS!!! (A big middle finger to Heinekin for sticking that in their commerci... more » Gourmet Spud: He's not doing anything to help the Spanish's reputation for racism with that insulting caricature of an Irishman. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Maybe it's my pro-American bias showing, but "Champions FUCKING Champions" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. more » UkraineNotWeak: At least he showed up. Dwight Gooden couldn't say that back in '86. more »
