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more about #littleleague more comments → Bobby Big Wheel: In a related story, a Staten Island Duane Reade reported a local 12-year-old spent a record $125,000 on hair gel and Axe. more » MrInBetween: Staten Island, huh? What do you want to bet there's a mobbed-up back-story? more » RachelRayIsTheDevil: But man do those little fuckers motor around the bases. more » Stev D: They parents should have known when practices ran until 8am the following morning. more » David Hume: Do you think that when coke dealers go to court, they find this as humorously ironic as I do? more » Hatey McLife: This is upsetting. I thought all Little League coaches were simply pedophiles. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: They could have avoided the costly background check just by looking at his van. more » The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Your move, coach from Mysterious Skin more » ClintonPortishead: In fact, Wade has 22 prior arrests on charges of disorderly conduct, theft and assault. Get arraigned 22 times, post bail 23. more » ArkansasFred: 1. It happened in Alabama 2. In these trying economic times, learning how to cut coke, edge out rival dealers and and hide cash in a false floor til... more » Matt Sussman: "Hey, background checks are expensive. " Actually, they're quite affordable these days. [www.google.com] more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: What is going on with that height chart? 5, 6, 6, 6? more » J-No: If the children are indeed our future, we are all screwed. more » Doyle McPoyle: Whenever there's a Parents Gone Wild story, I'm actually a little disappointed when it's not from Long Island. more » Weed Against Speed: "Parents Gone Wild" falls somewhere in between "Girls Gone Wild" videos and Skid Row's "Youth Gone Wild". more » -
#littleleague
The Inexorable Pussification Of Little League Marches On
A 12-year-old boy thought it would be cool to break out the pop-up slide — and tore up his knee in the process. This being America, of course his family sued. So how much money did they get? More » -
#youthsports
Never Before Has Chico's Bail Bonds Been A More Practical Sponsor
Come on, who hasn't had a Little League coach who's been caught with over a kilo of cocaine and an unregistered weapon? It's part of growing up. At least in Alabama. More » -
#bestof2008
The Year In ... Parents Gone Wild
So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Parents gone wild.
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