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more about #losangelesangelsofanaheim more comments → AzureTexan: "Re: 'severance package.' We prefer the term 'removal unit.' Thank you." — Shorty Johnson, President, Castrato Society of America #watercoolerfodder more » ScientificMapp: Veteran Umps "He was safe, man. But you just wouldn't understand! You weren't there!" #watercoolerfodder more » David Hume: Ole Miss Has A(nother) Sensitivity Problem Have they tried double wrapping it and thinking about baseball? #watercoolerfodder more » Greek McPapadopoulos: Earlier this month, the Ole Miss student government passed a resolution suggesting the chant be replaced by the phrase, "To hell with LSU." Aww, so c... more » Deadliest Crotch: They have three kinds of bread at Ole Miss: White, Wheat and In. #watercoolerfodder more » Steve U: Wozniacki was just reaching out to her ideal mixed doubles partner, Nikolai "Betting Irregularities" Davydenko. #watercoolerfodder more » UkraineNotWeak: Isn't there always something fishy about women's tennis? #watercoolerfodder more » StuScott Booyahs: Rivera has been spitting on baseballs for 15 years? Thank God we just started televising Yankees games so we can finally catch him in the act. BTW, t... more » ClintonPortishead: Rivera is from Panama? There goes my Rosie Perez joke. #marianorivera more » Stev D: How about the 2000 ALCS, when Jeff Nelson was firing pitches to home plate out of a cannon a la Wiley E. Coyote? #marianorivera more » Clarence Rosario: Mariano Rivera is able to throw only one pitch that has unpredictable, yet precise movement. Um, if I could throw something that has both "unpredicta... more » MattinglysSideburns: "...here is someone at Halos Heaven..." Note to self: The proposed name for your broken neck fetish porn site is already in use. #marianorivera more » UpstateUnderdog: spit happens /ducks #marianorivera more » Silent Q: Oh, this is ridiculous. Everyone knows he gets that unpredictable movement on his pitch from the pockmarks that a pervasive case of edwardjamesolmosi... more » Weed Against Speed: Joe Buck hates spitters. That's why he pays extra for the guy to swallow. #marianorivera more » -
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Ole Miss Has A(nother) Sensitivity Problem
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Paranoid Angels Fans Accuse Mariano Rivera Of Throwing Spitballs
Angels fans have lost their freaking minds over the video below, which allegedly catches Yankees closer Mariano Rivera in the act of spitting on a baseball, right there in front of God and Joe Buck and 45,000 fans. More » -
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It's A Dutiful Play In The Neighborhood
You know it's one of those postseasons when the umps are getting ripped even for getting the calls correct. More » -
#majorleaguebaseball
No One Really Knows If The Angels-Yankees Game Will Be Played Tonight Or Not
With a little more than two hours remaining before the scheduled first pitch, we're not sure if Game 2 of the ALCS between the Yankees and Angels will be played or not. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Great Moments In Ill-Considered Headlines
The Wall Street Journal commemorates the Red Sox sweep at the hands of the Angels with this doozy—"Boston Goes Down in a Fiery Crash." Wow, Nick Adenhart's memory was more inspiring than I thought. [WSJ] -
#mlb
MLB Postseason Preview: Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim
For those refined gentlepeople who prefer the cerebral grace of baseball to the plebian savagery of football, October is the greatest of months. Will Leitch looks at each of the eight playoff combatants. Now up: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. More » -
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It's Bizarro Phillies Dad!
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More » -
#mlb
LA Headline Writers Need Sensitivity Training
"Injuries Haven't Killed Angels," trumpets the headline in the LA Daily News. Except for, you know, that injury that killed an Angels player four months ago. [LADN] -
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#nickadenhart
Driver Of Nick Adenhart's Car Was Also Drunk
A toxicology report on Courtney Stewart, the young woman who was killed along with Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart in an April car crash, reveals that Stewart—who was behind the wheel of Adenhart's car—was legally drunk at the time. More » -
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4/19/08: The Soft Toss
I just had a conversation with a guy the other night who claimed Torii Hunter will be one of the most sought after television analysts once he retires. Well, he is very expressive.[YouTube] -
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Dodger Fan Unable To Dodge Knife
Opening Day at Dodger Stadium went off without a hitch. There was plenty of fighting, gun-waving, knife play, vandalism and general mayhem to keep everyone on their toes. More » -
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ESPN Brings Out The Sad Trombone
When your whole reason for being is fun and games, it's tough to strike the right tone when real life intrudes on your happy time. (Ahem.) On live TV—you win some, you lose some. More » -
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Angels Pitcher Nick Adenhart Killed In Auto Accident
This is sad. Just hours after he finished pitching six scoreless innings for the Angels last night, the 22-year-old pitcher has died. More » -
#mediameltdowns
It's Good To Be Bill Macdonald
Fox Sports West's Bill Macdonald has been a popular LA-based broadcaster for more than 20 years. Unfortunately, Halos Heaven ran some photos of him getting cozy with a young woman outside of Angels Stadium.
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