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more about #losangelesclippers more comments → Hockeymom: I saw the Timberwolves on TV last night. I doubt they cracked triple digits in attendance. Seriously pathetic. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I remember Rory Sparrow. He was one tough bird. more » Kid Canada: Get crazy with the cheez whiz! more » the earl of weaver: "One and 17!" I'll pass on the one but I'll take the 17. - Kevin Johnson more » DirkToberFest: I was there last night. The fans are some of the saddest folks I have ever seen at a sporting event. There are happier people in waiting rooms just ... more » AzureTexan: ". . . it turned out to be something like live blogging the Hindenburg." Maybe we can also live-blog the career trajectory of Pacman Jones. more » MattinglysSideburns: "One and 17 tonight, coach!" he said, and held on for a moment and repeated himself. This is markedly similar to Sheldon Kennedy's nightly refrain of... more » UpstateUnderdog: break out the champagne 1988-89 Miami Heat and the 1998-99 Clippers more » Bobby Big Wheel: Also winning last night: Eugene V. Debs, Harold Stassen and The Jay Leno Show.. more » Phintastic: These are the same Clippers owned by the biggest racist in sports right? The one who just paid nearly three million in a housing discrimination suit? ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Wow, that's a really inappropriate reaction to a minor mistake; I'm sure those two meant no offense. Goddamn cameljockeys. more » Steve U: Good to see the Dukes rebounding from that orange juice fiasco. #donaldsterling more » DirkToberFest: That picture is so fucking freaky. I never should have to imagine what Stuart Smalley looks like when he's a geriatric and gets cloned. #donaldsterling more » norbizness: The NBA's current disciplinary system: Ethnic cleansing in violation of federal law = no comment. Tattoo of a naked Pam Grier as she appeared in Fox... more » Jefferson Tardship: Next week on "Why Your Owner Sucks": Rachel Phelps. #donaldsterling more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Losers
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the 1988-89 Miami Heat and the 1998-99 Clippers, who won last night because the New Jersey Nets lost. More » -
#nba
In Detroit, Even Production Trucks Are Burning
A small fire in an FSN Detroit production truck prevented Pistons fans at home from watching most of the second half of Detroit's 104-96 loss to the Los Angeles Clippers. So, there you go. [USA Today/AP] -
#nba
Clippers Broadcasters Suspended For Mispronouncing 'Iranian'
Play-by-play man Ralph Lawler and analyst Mike Smith have been suspended for one game for calling Grizzlies center Hamed Haddadi an "EYE-ranian." The Iron Sheik would probably like to take these guys on in a cage match. [Los Angeles Times] -
#nba
No One Likes Donald Sterling, Part 783 (UPDATE)
The league has no plans to discipline, comment on or even cough pointedly in the direction of Sterling, so activists are passing around a protest petition that David Stern can blithely ignore, too. Faaantastic! More » -
#nba
Donald Sterling Continues To Get Away With Being The Most Evil Man In Sports
Racist greedhead Donald Sterling will pay $2.73 million to settle a federal housing bias lawsuit accusing him of all kinds of sleazy and thuggish behavior, none of which matters in David Stern's NBA if you're an owner. More » -
#protests
What Terrible Football Organization Will You Be Protesting This Weekend?
Are you a football fan? Then there's a good chance your favorite team sucks. Sorry. But if you really want people to feel your pain, you'll organize some sort of protest of upper management, because that always makes things better. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
I Know It's Preseason, But — Le Moyne?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nba
The Clippering Of Blake Griffin's Career Has Begun
Clippers forward Blake Griffin, the No. 1 overall pick, has fractured his kneecap and could miss up to six weeks. There are easier ways to pay tribute to Danny Manning. [LAT, Midwest Sports Fans] -
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#whismy
You, Too, Can Absorb Blake Griffin's Power
If a number one overall draft pick is signing autographs at your local card shop and you also believe in transmutation of the soul via turkey sandwiches, than you'd be foolish not to have Blake Griffin sign your panini. More » -
#nba
Don't Even Think About Posting Stolen Baron Davis Photos
Baron Davis' laptop was stolen and he would really like it back. But just to be safe, his lawyer is preemptively threatening to sue the ass off anyone who publishes the personal photos and videos that might be on it. More » -
#2009nbadraft
Blake Griffin Is A Clipper
1. Los Angeles Clippers: Blake Griffin, Oklahoma. Okay, so the pick hasn't been announced yet, but it's not exactly a secret. More » -
#billsimmons
Twit Wars: The Sports Fella Vs. Mike Dunleavy, Sr.
Simmons is leaving blood on the keyboard because Clippers' coach Mike Dunleavy called him a "joke writer" on Cowherd's radio show. A possible tag-team bout with OchoCinco/Dunleavy vs. Merriman/Sports Fella is forthcoming. Let's make it a strap match. [SportsGuy33] -
#nbadraftlottery
Clippers To Ruin Blake Griffin's Life
Los Angeles Clippers president Andy Roeser is in loooove with Blake Griffin and since his team won the NBA Draft Lottery, the Oklahoma forward will likely be next to join that house of horrors. He was such a nice boy too. [AP] -
#nba
Yet Another Smart Play From Zach Randolph
The competent, level-headed L.A. Clippers forward was arrested early this morning on suspicion of drunk driving. Does it seem unfair to anyone else that this man drives a Rolls-Royce? [ESPN] -
#nba
Rumors Of Isiah Thomas To Clippers' Front Office Send NASDAQ Plummeting Record 230 Points
Isiah Thomas, seeking a front-office job, has talked with Clippers owner Donald Sterling several times; most recently last month. I see no way such a thing can possibly fail. [ESPN] -
#nba
Baylor: Clippers Were Like 'A Vision Of A Southern Plantation'
Not taking sides in Elgin Baylor's lawsuit against the Clippers, but you hate to see it go down like this. More »
