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more about #louholtz more comments → And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: Hey, some years that schedule with the exact same teams is by far the toughest in the nation. What are they supposed to do, go out and recruit for Mi... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Notre Dame's had the same schedule forever. Sometimes these opponents are good, and sometimes they're not. But its not like they go out of their way t... more » Bobby Big Wheel: ...this is what you get for not coming to my hotel party at the paper convention. more » Hatey McLife: I think Jesse Helms' hell would actually be an integrated heaven. more » ScientificMapp: "under no circumstances, get involved in controversial issues." Some people like chunky peanut butter and some like smooth. And some people prefer t... more » Civil Negligence: Move over, Ted Stevens, there is a new kid-crazy in the Congress! Oh, he did move over? Then it looks like Byrd has some competition. more » StanGable: "He has a Rolodex that people would dream of … people are going to flock to him," Dowless said. The only people that dream of Lou's Rolodex are peo... more » J-No: I just want to point out that the Twins had the first pick when Prior was drafted and took Mauer instead. And the Cubs picked this asshat at number 2... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: So instead of 28 fanbases not caring about Bill Plaschke's psychotic breakdown the last week of October, it'll be 30. more » NordoftheBlings: It's not about moral victories"Rudy" is apparently Lost in Translation. more » Weed Against Speed: They have a new form of porn in Japan now where a bunch of guys take turns spitting on a woman. It's called Loukkake. more » Steve U: "Getting a compliment in defeat is somewhat meaningless," said Kiyoyuki Mori, Japan's national team coach after the loss. No disrespect, Mori-san, b... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Jerome Bettis was enthusiastically consuming sushi during his tour of the city until someone told him that "the ocean called, and they're running out ... more » Matt Sussman: 19 points? So that's 8 for taste, 6 for creativity, and 5 for plating. more » Peter Cavan: Crap. I didn't listen to Mike & Mike today. Is Golic in? Will Greenie come along for moral support? more » -
#collegefootball
Did Lou Holtz Just Say That Notre Dame Will Play For The BCS Title?
Yes. Yes, he did. He doesn't think they are the second-best team in the country, but they have the "best chance" to run the table and face Florida for all the marbles. The infuriating part is that he's right. More » -
#nfl
Nutcase Writes Angry Letters To Odd Mix Of Sports Folk
Also Dan Marino and Lou Holtz, but here's the money quote: "I'm getting ready to start killing some more people. Beyonce, Jay-Z, Jerome Bettis and Tune-up Man are the first 4 people I'm getting ready to kill." [Detroit News] -
#politics
Lou Holtz's Last Foray Into Politics Didn't Go So Well
"I will have nothing to do with politics," Lou Holtz declared in 1983, assuring his new bosses in Minnesota that his days of endorsing race-baiting gasbags for Senate were over. Now he wants to run for Congress. Flip-flop! More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Coach Who Said Hitler Was A Good Leader Wants To Run For Congress
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegefootball
Japan Learns How To Lose From Notre Dame
Lou Holtz coached up the Fighting Irish and, afterward, a losing coach bemoaned a moral victory, so Saturday's college football exhibition was just like any other. Except Notre Dame won. And the game was in Japan. More » -
#collegefootball
Notre Dame Desperately Wants To Beat Someone At Football
Lou Holtz will take a team of Notre Dame alumni to Japan to play against that country's national American football team. Does any part of the sentence make sense to anyone? [AP] -
