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more about #lucasglover more comments → UpstateUnderdog: She got nothing on Rocco Mediate [thesportshernia.typepad.com] more » Kid Canada: Glover is always seen wearing a hat. I kept waiting for a shot of Lucas with the lid off. more » Hatey McLife: Phil eagles the 13th hole He lost the NFC Championship Game? more » GloadToPerdition: I can't decide what is worse: not watching this at all or crowding around by the kitchen to watch it with my co-workers. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: oh Mickle-tits, we had such hope for you, too. more » Stev D: I bet Lucas Glover turns into a pile of snakes when he is handed the trophy. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This is a wonderful piece from the Dali collection "Interpretations of Rivalries That are Not Really Rivalries at All." more » The Governor: Where's the Bingo Board, Sussman? If you don't hurry, you'll miss all the good ones. You've already lost the opportunity to place "Ricky Barnes take... more » shea_guevara: That's either a bunker shot or a sneeze magnified a thousand times. more » Juancho: Activities like that on Long Island are usually reserved for the train. more » supermike5alive: phil misses par putt late in the last round? no.... more » Kid Canada: Clearly Phil has been watching those FloMax commercials they've been running through the weekend. Look at that stream! more » Starburied: That's a shot that Peter North would be envious of. Phil probably hadn't masturbated in months. more » David Hume: "will receive a blow job from his wife" Hilarious. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You can afford to take another day off of work, right? Yep. But what I can't afford is to miss is another day of commenting. I'm overflowing with hila... more » -
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This Is How You Know The U.S. Open Didn't End The Way Most People Wanted It To
Seconds after Lucas Glover snatched his wife into a victorious embrace, we received three emails from readers with screengrabs of her pit sweat. I'm surprised Dan Jenkins didn't Twitter about it. More » -
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Lucas Glover Wins The U.S. Open
It's all over, folks. Glover holds on to win a messy five-day U.S. Open. More below: More » -
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U.S. Open Should Begin Any Day Now
After four days of interminable, Noah's Ark-like rain, it's my understanding that the US Open golf thingy will actually start sometime today. Oh, they already started—and stopped—the fourth round in the darkness last night? How lucky. More »
