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more about #luckypierre more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Do not, under any circumstances, touch his headphones, or he will freak the fuck out. more » Stev D: What is going on here- I asked Tina if she wanted to come over and watch some hoops next Tuesday, she told me she was going to her mother's to watch N... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: So who in NY has an iphone and is going to live-blog it from the audience? more » the earl of weaver: Come join us for a spiteful look into the sports world from JOE BUCK and the award-winning team at HBO SPORTS. /fixed more » Gourmet Spud: While tickets are complimentary, JoBu would appreciate offerings of cigars, rum. more » AzureTexan: Hey, c'mon. Dan Marino's name ends in a vowel, so isn't that kind of, you know, ETHNIC? more » Chris Hanson's Axe: and this time he's actually booked a few black people. Oh come on, Tommy, we all know Joe does play-by-play, not color commentary. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: "Now, Brian, your Eagles team is coming off a couple of wins, do you think th--" "Yo-yoma!" "... What?" "What?" "... ... Um, do... do you think Andy R... more » ClintonPortishead: BE PART OF OUR EXCLUSIVE AUDIENCE! So exclusive, we have to beg people to come! email us with the following information in both the subject line and... more » norbizness: I liked him better when he was hanging out with Ratso Rizzo. Goofy-ass dipshit. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: and this time he's actually booked a few black people. A few? I do that for breakfast. -Mark Fuhrman more » MattinglysSideburns: TICKETS ARE COMPLIMENTARY. Audience, not so much. more » Phintastic: TICKETS ARE COMPLIMENTARY. Seat rental, however, is 75 dollars. more » ArkansasFred: This is welcome news. I remarked to my colleague the other day about how TV was getting a little too watchable. more » Bobby Big Wheel: With all the Tiger Woods news on TMZ, at least Buck will be somewhat informed on the news of the day. more » -
#joebuck
Joe Buck Live Still Not Dead
Joe Buck's Cavalcade of Sporting Chit-Chat and Penis Whimsy returns for its third edition next week, and this time he's actually booked a few black people. More » -
#joebuck
Joe Buck Live Lives!
Next week brings the joyous return of Joe Buck's Cavalcade of Sporting Chit-Chat and Penis Whimsy, now with what promises to be a marked emphasis on the former over the latter, unless Joe Namath is off the wagon again. More » -
#duan
Oddsmakers Like Obama's Chances Of Not Humiliating Himself Tonight
Bodog is taking prop bets on whether the president will bounce his first pitch at the All-Star Game and thus send his country spiraling into a Depression or something. At present, the moneyline's liking Obama's arm: More » -
#artielange
Buckhunter Artie Lange Charged With DUI
Artie Lange, ever the unlucky Pierre, has been popped on suspicion of DUI, Joe Buck's favorite web site is reporting. That is a disgusting act. [TMZ] -
#mlb
Milton Bradley Is Uncomfortable, And So Is A Certain Water Cooler
Lou Piniella, Milton Bradley and a water cooler — not as sexy a ménage à trois as it sounds. And unfortunately, it turns out the water cooler is the Lucky Pierre in this uninviting threesome. More »
