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    StarSquid: So guys... how many no-hitters have you thrown? more »
    UkraineNotWeak: I gather Karl Malone will also be at Citi Field this Saturday? more »
    Chamomiles Davis: Big deal... by age 12 Mackenzie Phillips was able to roll a perfect joint. more »
    Stev D: She's old enough to throw out a perfect game, she's old enough to throw the first pitch out at a MLB game, but she's not old enough to vote? God, some... more »
    Da Thrilla Birdzilla: Oy vey, I forgot the ? more »
    Hatey McLife: Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets Probably works more often than calling up as Roman Polanski. more »
    PaulU: Nice blank hat. It looks like a baseball card that comes in a pack of Hostess cupcakes. Cheap bastards. more »
    Charles Slavik: Cool story, but...c'mon bro. In a six inning, eighteen batter perfect game none of the opposing boys egos would be saddled with anything more than a s... more »
    DeepFriar: "Yo dawg, you're throwing out the first pitch at the Met's game on Saturday!" I immediately thought Livan's 60 year old body had finally crumbled to p... more »
    contains_hot_liquid: But it's unfair! At 12, she's like three times the size of her male opponents. more »
    I'm Hafner the man I used to be: ..or basketball, in which she's a highly touted point guard. Upon hearing this, Tim Floyd has offered her a full ride. more »
    PenskeMaterial: If she were a Blue Jays prospect, she'd have already had her Tommy John surgery. more »
    Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: "Yo dawg, you're throwing out the first pitch at the Met's game on Saturday!" "Now go get your Daddy a fucking beer." more »
    ClintonPortishead: in which she's a highly touted point guard Yeah, I'd like to know who's out there, scouting and touting 12 year old girl's basketball players. "Streng... more »
    Sarcastro: I want to pinch those cheeks. No, those cheeks. more »
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    Girl, 12, Throws Perfect Game, Is Called Up By Mets

    The taunting rings in your ears and burns like fire, and will for years. A girl pitched a perfect game against your Little League team, and you struck out three times. Nelson Muntz approves. More »