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more about #mamula more comments → UkraineNotWeak: I'm just happy he's wearing a shirt. more » Juancho: It's too early in the morning for the post-technological angst of Radiohead. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'm confused though, isn't bald, beautiful? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I got rejected by a bald woman. Apparently, BALDY likes a slimmer guy. /wonderlic - my balls'd more » David Hume: But then, yesterday, it appears he was the victim of a practical joke for most of the morning. Such a silly phrase, "practical joke." As opposed to ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: which local semi-celebrity is "kind of a jerk-off" The answer? You guessed it....Frank Stallone. more » sir_pantsalot: In my imagination that same post it note is on every good locking chick I see. more » ArkansasFred: I'll give your dad 5 bucks to choke slam Howard Eskin through the mixing console. more » Weed Against Speed: Aw, Man...That's My Dad Imagine having to say that while watching To Catch A Predator. There's always an upside. more » Steve U: "I'm a Skald" -Thorvald the Red more » Weed Against Speed: Hey, where's the little band-aid on the back of his neck? He's going to need that. more » Starburied: I am mauled. -Carlos Sousa Jr. more » Weed Against Speed: Ah, an "I Am Bald" sign on your back is still better than a cookie sheet to the head or a buzzsaw tattoo on your ass, right AJ? more » ithacabaron: So that hairline's genetic, right? more » OchentaYcinco: I have a hard time making fun of a man who has a sandwich named after him. I don't know about you guys, but that's my dream. more » -
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Mamula
"Mamula says Philly fans "were and are great," and blames himself for not engaging the media, "because when you don't speak to the media, they write whatever they want to." [Philly Mag]
