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more about #manchesterunited more comments → Phintastic: I'm not sure what he saw out there, but it seems to have excited him. more » AzureTexan: Bush league. Still, they should bring in Michael Phelps, because he's a good weedeater. more » HockeyMountain: Now I can wear my "Obertan mows my lawn" shirt without being a racist. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: £O£ more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: His favorite baseball player? Turk Wendell. #soccer more » 100percentinjuryrate: Rick Reilly already has his column ready for this next week. #soccer more » UkraineNotWeak: Evidence of Brits brushing their teeth is very rare. Sort of like a Nessy sighting. #soccer more » VTBen: reminds me of one of my favorite simpsons jokes #soccer more » ClickClickThud: Aaaaand the WDAE jock who reported that the team is for sale? Suspended, and the Glazers are making lawsuit-type noises. [m2.tbo.com] #tampabaybucca... more » David Hume: Also, would anyone like to own the web address www.fatcockcocainevideogameblog.tv ? I mean, I know there's a market for expert analysis on large-pool... more » Ken Hunt: Would you buy ANYTHING from this man, let alone a football team? #tampabaybuccaneers more » norbizness: It's the first rule of business: buy low, sell after the team has become an irradiated pile of elephant dung. #tampabaybuccaneers more » Chamomiles Davis: Judging by their record this season, who doesn't own the Buccaneers? #tampabaybuccaneers more » David Hume: I'm not sure about the Bucs, but I sure would like to own one of those Lancer Sportbacks. See, it's into whatever I'm into. Frankly, I always figu... more » Stev D: Do you own a football team, or does the football team own you? #tampabaybuccaneers more » -
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Manchester United Player Mows Your Lawn. Literally.
Man U. winger Gabriel Obertan makes £20,000 a week even though he's out with an injury—so the team has him pruning bushes and washing cars to earn his keep. [TheSun, via Unprofessional Foul] -
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Chelsea! Man U! Dental Hygiene!
A thrilling 1-0 game between the clubs atop the table is no reason for this Chelsea supporter to forget to brush his teeth mid-match. [Off The Post] -
#nfl
Would Anyone Like To Own The Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
The Buccaneers are so sad this season that the local UFL team says they can beat them. Maybe owner Malcolm Glazer agrees, because according to Tampa sports talk radio station WDAE, he's putting the team up for sale. More » -
#soccer
Finally, Objective Proof That Referees Favor Manchester United
Imagine if every time the Yankees lost, the umps decided to play a 10th inning. That's what's happening in England, with (obviously) Man U being the beneficiary of some super-shady timekeeping. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
How To Get A Woman To Start Thinking Divorce At Her Wedding
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#soccer
American Sports Need More PowerPoint Presentations
Michael Owen—remember the "Michael Jordan of soccer" talk?—put together a 32-page brochure about his accomplishments and handsomeness to try and convince teams to give him a contract. Nothing says "dangerous goal scorer" quite like bar graphs! [DailyMirror/Decleater] -
#soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Will Also Accept Large Piles Of Real Madrid's Cash
Just days after Kaka broke the world transfer record by going from AC Milan to Real Madrid, his new squad plunked down another $131 million to take Cristiano Ronaldo away from Manchester United. They are—how you say?—living large. More » -
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Manchester United Secures Third Straight Premier League Title
A 0-0 draw with Arsenal did the trick. Man U is now tied with Liverpool with 18 titles all-time. And now I'm going to stop talking about soccer before I get something wrong. More » -
#soccer
Arsenal Fan Commits Suicide After Champions League Wipeout
A Kenyan soccer fan hung himself—in his Arsenal jersey—after his favorite team got thumped by Manchester United in the Champions League yesterday. That is not dealing well with defeat. More » -
#soccer
Everybody Loves The Underdog
Fulham are leading Manchester United 1-0 at halftime. I'm told this is unexpected, but that's what they get for benching Rooney and Tevez. Scholes was sent off in the 18th minute for being old. [ESPN] -
#soccer
Goalie Uses Newfangled Gadget To Outfox Penalty Kickers
Manchester United won the Carling Cup last weekend in a dramatic(?) penalty shootout, but it turns out that goalie Ben Foster may have had some technological assistance. More » -
#hooliganupdate
British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
So which is more distasteful, sports fans?: Mocking plane crash victims, or wishing someone dead from a car wreck? Don't worry, it's British soccer. You can have both! More » -
#soccer
The Deadspin Pub: Help Yourself (Because I Sure Can't)
By request: Soccer hooligans may commiserate in here. I'm told Chelsea and Manchester United are playing right now, which sounds important, but what do I know? -
#soccer
Maybe The Sprinklers Came On During The Match
Manchester United won't appeal the four-match ban against star Patrice Evra, levied for — get this — his fight with a groundskeeper. [Guardian.co.uk]
