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more about #mannyacta more comments → My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Manny Acta getting the hell away from the Natinals: his biggest MLB managerial victory. #cedricbenson more » UkraineNotWeak: Do the Rams and Bucs play each other this season so that one of them may get a victory? I believe there is a chance at duel 0-16 seasons this year. #... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I speak for the entire State of Boise when I say this is royally fucked. #cedricbenson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: How would you describe Dustin Doe's eyes? Like a rabid deer sounds about right. #cedricbenson more » MattinglysSideburns: Benson made some waves last week when he accused his former team of trying to blackball him around the league. Cedric totally ripped that off from t... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: He celebrated by screwing Anna Benson. #cedricbenson more » Convict78: Geez, who do you have to sleep with to not get hired as a major league manager? I think this answers that question. #cedricbenson more » Weed Against Speed: Those nameless hordes sure look pretty stupid now, huh? Curtis Enis and Rashaan Salaam cannot believe they're not on that list. #cedricbenson more » ceilingFANBOY: I don't know if they have fixed it, but their media guides for the stadium used to have a "Field Demensions" page. more » rusty_spatula: this isn't a metaphor for anything else going on in Washington DC this year, mind you more » ClintonPortishead: No. 19: Ryan Zimmerman is so tangled up in blue that his last name changed to Dylan by the time he swung back around. more » ManchuCandidate: Somewhere (the Bell Centre) Youpi mimics laughter and crashes his 4 wheeler into a wall in joyful schadenfreude. more » DirkToberFest: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It has been 10 years since my last confession. I have stolen something from the Canadians that I fear I canno... more » Karlifornia: Washington Nationals, you're what the French Canadians call 'Les Incompetents' -Expos fans more » ClickClickThud: Re-reading the old uniform misspelling gave me an idea for the second half of the season. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing your brand-new... Wshn... more » -
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Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Cedric Benson, who won the weekend by making the Chicago Bears look foolish. Granted, he's not the first. More » -
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The 2009 Washington Nationals: A Season Of Bigger Failure
Despite appearances, the New York Mets are not baseball's worst team. That honor belongs to the Washington Nationals, a organization whose legendary incompetence should be memorialized on the marble arches of the great city that wishes they played elsewhere. More » -
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Nationals Fire Manager To Cap Most Ridiculous First-Half Ever
In the least surprising firing of ever, Manny Acta is done as the Washington Nationals manager—but will they continue to fail in even more remarkable and outlandish ways in the second half? Or will they just merely suck? More » -
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Exit Music For An Acta
SI.com reports Manny Acta's time managing the Washington Natinals will be over soon. President Stan Kasten won't confirm or deny that report, only saying that he's "perplexed" by the abysmal 16-43 record, which probably means he's done. More »
