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more about #markcuban more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: 1. Who the fuck makes banana pudding for a complete stranger, even a famous one?2. Who would eat "banana pudding" presented to them by a strange girl ... more » Brazil Thrill: Before we start judging her blog entry, we should realize that she probably never went to college. A quick read of her bio will likely confirm this su... more » Steve U: David Stern just fined Cuban $250,000 for being mentioned in a blog post. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: I gave her a disgusted look and said: "why would they want to talk to him!" "I wouldn’t talk to him if my life depended on it!" I didn’t say mu... more » Phintastic: Well, I feel dumber after reading that. Great way to start the morning. more » Weed Against Speed: Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible What? Did he claim that the ESPN employee he banged was good-looking? #markcuban more » Drunken_Donuts: Does anyone else have a strange desire for a cheeseburger? #markcuban more » ClintonPortishead: I think you've butchered his stance via the incomplete quote there, Tommy. You'll make ESPN in no time. #markcuban more » Karlifornia: Oh, look...the pallbearers outfit from the Freddie Mercury funeral. #markcuban more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I heard Cuban is financing a controversial film, directed by Brian DePalma, about teste shrinkage titled Redacted 2: Where My Nuts At? #markcuban more » Artie Fufkin: 1 Million Dead Professional Wrestlers can't be wrong. #markcuban more » Silent Q: Over the weekend, I sent the "New Jersey" shareholders a counter proposal with my three "Prochorov Promises": 1. I am NOT a lawyer. 2. I will not try... more » MattinglysSideburns: "ONEKSIM" provides financing for the construction of the new arena in Brooklyn guaranteed by a significant share in the project. This certainly beats... more » Stev D: Wouldn't it be great if there was a half-finished Chop't salad on his desk? more » HockeyMountain: I'm waiting for the hilarious Abbotski & Costellov sketch: Abbotski: So I vant to take over the Nets do you wish to sell? Costellov: Niet Abbot... more » -
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The One With All Sorts Of Crap
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Brave Woman Gingerly Explains How Mark Cuban Checked Her Out One Night In Vegas
Always a great way to start a blog entry: "I was reluctant to write this blog because Mark Cuban does in fact have a family with kids and a lovely wife..."[The Flight Of My Life] -
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Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
On steroids: "We do performance-enhancing things all the time, just not steroids. If you administer them properly and fairly and set the rules strictly, as long as in doing so we recognize there are no negative long-term health-impact issues." [ESPN] -
#nba
Russian Dude Will Build Arena, Buy Nets, Annex New Jersey (UPDATE)
Russian basketboligarch Mikhail Prokhorov has gone from maybe chipping in a few dollars to build a new arena for the Nets to offering to take over the whole dang team—and maybe the entire NBA while he's at it. More » -
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Bleacher Seat Almost As Good As Owner's Box
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Mark Cuban Trots Away Unscathed
"A federal judge has dismissed an civil insider trading lawsuit against Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks..." [DealBook] -
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Kenyon Martin and Mark Cuban: Still Bellyaching
Their series is over, but Mark Cuban and Kenyon Martin are still sniping at each other in the press. I think La La should slap them both in the mouth. [Hoops Hype] -
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#nbaplayoffs
Team Peggy Disputes La La's Chain Of Events
"Sam who was also sitting in that section tells NBCDFW he saw Vasquez flick the drink and that the man sitting with Vasquez turned around and threatened to "fight all you fuckers right now." [NBCDFW] -
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White Lady Defends Herself Against La La's Racism Charge
There are two sides to every story and in the interest of fairness (and comedy) we will present as many as we can get our hands on when it comes to the Dallas-Denver spitting contest. More » -
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Nuggets Family Members Probably Aren't Accepting That Apology Any Time Soon
Who was that crazy lady who got ejected from the Mavericks/Nuggets game last night? Why, that was just La La Vazquez, Denver Nugget fan and entertainer extraordinaire!
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#nbaplayoffs
Mark Cuban Ready To Kiss and Make Up
Dallas managed to not get swept last night, so now every thing is rainbows and sunshine in Maverickville. It's so happy, in fact, that Mark Cuban is even initiating peace negotiations with a known thug. More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Mark Cuban Had A Mother's Day Gift For Kenyon Martin's Mom
Dallas is playing what will probably be its final game of the season tonight, but all anyone really wants to know is what will go down between Mark Cuban, Kenyon Martin and Kenyon Martin's mom. More » -
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Carmelo Anthony Hits Game-Winning Three, All Hell Breaks Loose
Chaos in Dallas last night as Melo hit a game winner, Mark Cuban passed on some Mother's Day greetings, and Josh Howard channeled his inner Hulk. More » -
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Will The Shaq-Cuban Love Affair Live Forever?
Shaquille O'Neal and Mark Cuban are Twitter buddies, which is a bond that cannot be broken. Since Shaq's current team is officially broken, will he go hang with his pal on the grassy knoll? More » -
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Paul Pierce Now Inviting Strangers To Harass Him On The Street
At what point will the NBA Twitter obsession be fully out of control? Or did that ship sail long ago? Paul Pierce is now the latest victim of this social media dork madness. More » -
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Mark Cuban Is In Touch With His Inner Travis Bickle
Mark Cuban was none too pleased with the Mavericks' 96-87 loss to Oklahoma City on Monday, so he's putting his team on notice. Any more lackadaisical play, and (use Trump voice here) you're fired. More » -
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SHOTY Elite Eight: Buzz Bissinger Vs. Mark Cuban
It's the battle of people who have yelled at me in public. Woo-hoo! It's just like hanging out with my dad when I was a teenager. Why wasn't my dad nominated? More » -
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The Cruel Emasculation Of Josh Howard
Everybody remembers when Josh Howard brought some unwanted attention to the Mavericks for going rogue on Michael Irvin's radio show by extolling the virtues of weed and admitted smoking it during the off-season. More »
