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    Jews For Purple Jesus: But if you need a large man with questionable basketball skills to come to your birthday party, bar mitzvah I think it would be worth $25,000 just to... more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: The Nets actually tried this back in their ABA days, but had to discontinue the promotion when Alexandra Stevenson wouldn't stop calling. #newjerseynets more »
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    Buy Your Very Own New Jersey Net!

    Ok, really it's rent to own. But if you need a large man with questionable basketball skills to come to your birthday party, bar mitzvah—or you just need some boxes moved—the New Jersey Nets can arrange that. More »
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    NBA Playoffs + Unrelated Movie = Genius

    At best it's a blunt instrument to pound LAND OF THE LOST into every NBA fan's head. At worst it's a weird attempt at subliminal persuasion. But we can all agree that those NBA Playoffs/summer movie crosspromotions are unbelievably annoying. More »