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more about #markmcgwire more comments → NightElfMohawk: Wait, so they want someone who couldn't hit anything except a home run (and that was only due to performance enhancing drugs) to be the Cardinals hitt... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know about "hitching" my wagon, but I am gonna paint our wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use an oil based paint, cause this wood is pine. #m... more » StanGable: Who cares about his reputation? When a guy with a .263 lifetime average and 100 strikeouts a year asks to be your hitting coach you say yes. #markmcgwire more » Moobs: So a career .260 hitter is going to make the Cardinals hit...better? Awesome. #markmcgwire more » Stev D: Hey America, maybe we move past this steriod thing, and maybe my enormous son doesn't come by and smash your home into a million-billion tiny little p... more » Civil Negligence: Hitch your wagon to Tony La Russa's star No way, Jose. I just bought this wagon last week! #markmcgwire more » ArkansasFred: The Cards will regret this once someone finds Khalil Greene's head 30 feet away from the rest away of his body. "Swing through the fucking pitch! Th... more » DennyCrane: Since Tony Dungy and a third-string quarterback position were both unavailable ... I'm not so sure about that last one. Has he given Al Davis a call... more » SavetoFavorites: I'm guessing that the idea didn't seem so hot at first, but that LaRussa found it more and more attractive as the evening wore on. #markmcgwire more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "Instead, he's decided to follow the playbook of any smart scandal-ridden athlete looking to get back in the public's good graces." If I Did It...the... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: In a tragic case of "too little, too late", The Steve Howe Rehabilitation Project also begins now. #markmcgwire more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Once fans get used to seeing him in that Cardinal uniform again If it's the same one, they won't be seeing much of him. #markmcgwire more » FrancoeurFellator: Mark McGwire: "Do you want to talk about the past...or do you want to see me sock some dingers?" Everyone: "DINGERS!!" #markmcgwire more » Las Goteras: You know you've fucked up when it takes a decade for your lawyers to come up with a remotely plausible excuse for your actions. more » David Hume: Alligators, Body Parts, Fantasy Leagues Coincidentally, this is the title of that screenplay that Bill Simmons keeps mailing me. more » -
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The Mark McGwire Rehabilitation Project Begins Now
Mark McGwire wants to be loved again. Unfortunately, everyone hates him. So how to remedy that? Simple. Hitch your wagon to Tony La Russa's star. Everyone loves that dude! More » -
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Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
We all know about Mark McGwire and his (completely legal) use of Androstenedione, thanks to the hall monitors in our sporting press. What we didn't know: The Lloyd's underwriters who had insured McGwire's ankle required that he continue taking Andro. More » -
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Journalist Who Bravely Uncovered McGwire's (Perfectly Legal, Over-The-Counter) Drug Use Up For HOF Award
In 1998, the AP's Steve Wilstein spotted a bottle of legal supplements in Mark McGwire's locker. A decade of stupidity and Reefer Madness hysteria ensued, the Bill of Rights died a little, and now people think Wilstein belongs in Cooperstown. More » -
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Ex-Fiancee Corroborates McGwire Steroid Claims Made In Book Proposal (Updated)
Lauren Brown was engaged to Jay McGwire in 1996, the same time he was consistently supplying the former home run king with steroids. She's relieved the truth about Mark's steroid use is finally out.
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Canseco's Ego, More Steroids, And The Hardcore Schwarzenegger Routine
More excerpts from Jay McGwire's book proposal, The McGwire Family Secret: The Truth about Steroids, a Slugger, and Ultimate Family Redemption:
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Mark McGwire's One-Eyed Baby Brother Reveals The Not-So-Startling Truth
Jay McGwire idolized his older brothers, became hooked on steroids, crashed, found God, and now wants to share his story with the world. He also claims he introduced the fallen home run hero to 'roids.
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Guess Who Is Still Not In The Hall Of Fame
Every newly eligible player not named Rickey Henderson who appeared on the Hall Of Fame ballot for this year, did so for their first and final time. More » -
