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more about #markteixeira more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Also: [www.fangraphs.com] more » AbramHamilton: Uh, Wow, where to start. How about Mauer and Jeter's WAR's? Mauer 6.6, Jeter 6.0. One and three respectively in the AL (Zobrist is number two). The ... more » Hatey McLife: Ahh, one of my favorites, Jeter About to Field Grounder, Before the Shower of Depleted Uranium 20mm Tracer Rounds Arrive. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: [espn.go.com] Just saying. Lets not act like the Metrodome is where hits go to die. more » Silent Q: Find: "Derek Jeter", "MVP", "Joe Mauer Replace with: "Mariano Rivera", "Cy Young Award", "Zack Greinke" more » Hit Bull Win Steak: on behalf of Jeter, whose resurgence is at least partly due to his playing in a stadium with the rough dimensions of a rice cooker. as opposed to pla... more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: If the new Yankee Stadium is a rice cooker, does that mean the new Target Field will be a crock pot? more » the earl of weaver: I thought Lou Gehrig was- oh wait. Sorry, I thought that said ALS MVP. more » Civil Negligence: How much for the painting? more » Rob Iracane: Hey, it's not like there's a month left in the season for the numbers to change or anything. more » THE MENTALIST!: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A COUNTRY THAT THINKS SLEEPING WITH A SEXY 16 YEAR OLD IS "RAPE" AND HAS A DOZEN REGIONAL TERMS FOR A SUB SANDWICH. IT'S ENOUGH T... more » Hatey McLife: Since Padilla was seeing double, he thought he hit him four times. more » Kid Canada: "Can you do something for me, Vicente? Can you say your last name three times quickly?" "Padilla Padilla Padilla" "THAT'S ALL FOLKS!" more » the earl of weaver: "There's really no reason for it." We Orioles fans disagree. more » Hustler of Culture: Taken out of context, that quote could be attributed to such a wide range of people: SlutsWhoresPorn StarsLoose women And the list goes on and on more » -
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OK, Enough With The Contrarian MVP Crap
Joe Mauer is your AL MVP. Not Mark Teixeira. Not Kendry Morales. Not Derek Jeter. He is MVP by just about every standard imaginable except for the one applied by bored sportswriters who need copy during an inert pennant race. More » -
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The 'Boo Teixeira' Movement Seems To Be Losing Steam
And so we have an early indication of why Mark Teixeira chose the Yankees over the Orioles this offseason. Game 3 of the series today at Camden Yards: Good seats still available. More » -
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Yankees All Of A Sudden Don't Like Fan Interference
It's hard to imagine an opening day that could have gone better for the Orioles, and that doesn't just include the torrent of abuse they let loose on "Treasonous Tex." More » -
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Orioles Fans Prepared To Explain To Teixeira That All Is Forgiven
The weather looks fine for the Orioles home opener today against the Yankees (4 p.m., ET), with the forecast calling for scattered clouds, variable winds and a 95 percent chance of heavy cursing at Mark Teixeira. More » -
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Well Why Even Bother Playing The Season Now?
Yankees installed as 9/2 favorites to win World Series, followed by Red Sox (11/2), Cubs (8/1) and, wait for it ... New York Mets (8/1). And your MVP is Mark Teixeira. [Bodog Life.com] -
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So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
Time to meet Leigh Teixeira, whom I fully expect to be sitting in a folding chair right next to first base during every inning that husband Mark plays this season. More » -
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In The End, You Knew It Had To Be The Yankees
"The New York Yankees have reached a preliminary agreement with first baseman Mark Teixeira for $180 million over eight years. A person familiar with the negotiations disclosed the agreement, which is subject to a physical."[Boston.com] -
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Teixeira Announcement May Be Just Minutes, Or Seconds, Away
Well it was fun pretending that Mark Teixeira had chosen the Mets. But the Washington Times is reporting that a real announcement is close — like today close — and that the choice is ... More » -
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Merciful Jesus May Be Ready To End Teixeira Drama
Mark Teixeira supposedly about to sign with someone, but no ones knows with whom, or for how much. So let's pretend it's the Mets. [SI.com] -
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Red Sox Can Kiss Tex Goodbye
Boston out of the Mark Teixeira market after he calls its $180 million, eight-year offer chicken feed. [Boston Herald] -
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Teixeira Holding Up Entire Free Agent Market, Quest For World Peace
Our economy is in shambles, global warming threatens the planet and they're throwing loafers at us in Iraq. But if someone could just sign Mark Teixeira, the rest would fall neatly into place. More »
