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    ClueHeywood: You'd think the Pullman PD has their hands full with Otis, the town drunk. more »
    Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I think the fact that he got the vomit in the bag is proof that he wasn't intoxicated. If you can aim vomit, you must acquit. more »
    David Hume: his coach says all is not what it seems. His coach then exhaled a huge hit of pot smoke, turned up the Aphex Twin and asked if his pupils were getting... more »
    Weed Against Speed: ...which may be the most ridiculous charge in the history of law enforcement... Well, that and a public intoxication charge at Mardi Gras. more »
    Stev D: No officer- one does not vomit in a bag because they are intoxicated and looking for a recipticle for their drunken sick. One vomits in a bag because ... more »
    Gordon Gekko-Shumway: Oh, and the bag was not filled with vomit-it was filled with leftover McDonald's food. Did they bring back the McLean Deluxe™? more »
    ClintonPortishead: cited for being "a minor exhibiting the signs of having consumed alcohol," C'mon, it's not his fault that Matt Leinart won't stop following him around. more »
    J-No: Since when is having a bad of vomit against the law? more »
    Sports-Pun: Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit" He was just holding it for a friend.. more »
    Weed Against Speed: But you can't really dust for vomit, can you? (puts on sunglasses) "Cuff 'em. This little puke has barfed his way into the hottest VIP club in town." ... more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: Knowing the preferences of underage drinkers, this wasn't a ginned up charge, this was a schnappsed up charge. more »
    Doyle McPoyle: when you consider that drinking a two-liter of Mountain Dew will have roughly the same physiological effects. Did he come at the police like a spider ... more »
    Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Look, the guy obviously shouldn't have been driving drunk, but in these economic times, when the grocery store is having a vomit sale, you get down th... more »
    ScientificMapp: Marshall Lobbestael is just dealing with the pain of being abandoned in the sewer as a child. more »
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    Washington State QB Suspended Due To Suspicious "Bag Of Vomit"

    Marshall Lobbestael was arrested after being found in a car parked in front of the Pullman police station, "allegedly passed out with a grocery bag of vomit between his legs." But it's all a frame up, see! More »