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more about #martellusbennett more comments → NordoftheBlings: If only there were some sort of "Special" Olympics that could settle the dispute between these camps. more » starksgotejected: My run at the White Olympics title was derailed by my poor showing in the chardonnay chug. more » HockeyMountain: Obviously youtube needs some comment ni--as more » ArkansasFred: When people e-mailed me on Friday asking what I thought of Bennett's "Black Olympics," From: Jason_Whitlock@gmail.com To: JasonWhitlock@yahoo.com C... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Thats great, I've got a few events in mind. the 40 OZ. Chug a lug - Crack pipe relay - Run to the mailbox for the government check, Most kids by diffe... more » Steve U: social satire in the tradition of . . . Jonathan Swift Round 4: Babies? more » Kid Canada: Fuzzy Zoeller wonders if the winners wear a wreath of collard greens or whatever the hell they eat. more » sir_pantsalot: "Black Olympics Leave Bad Taste" more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: Carlos Mencia just began production on a"Mexican Olympics" skit for Mind of Mencia . Events will include 100-yard border dash, speed green card forg... more » ClueHeywood: In response, Carson Palmer held the white Olympics, in which he and Jordan played ultimate frisbee and opened a Roth IRA. more » sir_pantsalot: Monty Python had an Olympics skit and one of the events was the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers. I think it ended with them fishing the bodies o... more » Karlifornia: Norwegian Olympics: Who can make the shittiest Death Metal record more » Matt Sussman: Black Olympics? What kind of cotton-pickin' idea is that? more » Sucko-T: The Cowboys should name the stadium after JFK, I mean it is a dome with a hole in it. more » Weed Against Speed: $1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think Nevertheless, we did learn yesterday that a sizable retainer paid to an experienced trial attorney can hel... more » -
#ballsdeep
Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
Our favorite oozing pumpkin Jason Whitlock is forging an Enemies List not seen since the last days of Richard Nixon: Selena Roberts, Serena Williams, Hamstring Stretches, etc. More » -
#martellusbennett
Your Awkward And Vaguely Racist Video of the Day: Black Olympics
If you are a connoisseur of sophisticated social satire in the tradition of Mark Twain and Jonathan Swift, prepare yourself for Martellus Bennett's latest opus. It is entitled-simply, eloquently-Black Olympics. More » -
#nfl
$1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think
Martellus Bennett takes you on an informative and possibly racist (just against the Chinese, though) tour of the new Cowboys stadium. Hope you like $14 BBQ sandwiches, Dallas fans! Someone has to pay for those video screens. [MartyBTV] -
#deadcast
A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
Our Deadcast guest this week is none other than Martellus Bennett: tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, expert blogger and renowned Twitter fiend. More » -
#nfl
Martellus Bennett's Blog Is A Thing Of Beauty
Martellus Bennett (no relation) is best known for his fine performance on HBO's Hard Knocks and his ability to rhyme "Romo" with "homo." Now he's a blogger....and he is awesome at it. More » -
#shamefulregret
Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
The Cowboys' Martellus Bennett is sorry for that earlier rap, when he rhymed "Romo" with "homo." Precisely $22,000 worth of sorry. So he'd like to make it up to you with ... another rap. More » -
#dallascowboys
Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot. More »
