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more about #marvinlewis more comments → norbizness: Larry, Larry... why ya buggin'? #larryjohnson more » Silent Q: In the Bengals' defense, this actually is an image upgrade over their previous fourth-string running back, John Allen Muhammad. #larryjohnson more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Yeah I'm really not willing to criticize the Bengals as heretofore royal fuck-up Ced Benson is terrorizing the league. #larryjohnson more » Silky John-STON!: As long as that fat-fuck turk gets to knock on his door and wake him up at 5:15AM, cut him and then immediately ask him if he's planning on going to t... more » adam.zuidema: Mike Brown has announced a deal with HBO to film an in-season documentary that follows around the trio of Tank Johnson, Chris Henry and Larry Johnson ... more » Phintastic: "I'll see you...on special teams." #larryjohnson more » DirkToberFest: I see only one faggot in this post... and his name is Gregg Easterbrook. #larryjohnson more » Jefferson Tardship: If they wanted to find a capable backup for Benson, shouldn't they have turned to a cook named Gretchen? #larryjohnson more » StuScott Booyahs: It'll be okay. I'm sure Larry Johnson will be content to be the fourth-string running back who hardly ever sees any playing time and will never compla... more » Mr.Boh: Something tells me LJ might take issue with some of Palmer's product endorsements... #larryjohnson more » ScientificMapp: Marvin. MARVIN. I'd knock that shit off if I was you. #larryjohnson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is exactly like when Scott Weiland joined Velvet Revolver except with less Methadone. #larryjohnson more » MattinglysSideburns: ...because he was an aging, unlikeable, not-very-good running back who had become an annoying thorn... That sounds exactly like Rick Reilly...oh, I'm... more » Bob Loblaw: In the Bengals' defense, with Chris Henry out they were getting pretty thin at the felon spot. #larryjohnson more » Tiger_Tanaka: I'll keep it short, because my carpal tunnel is OOOOOWWWWWWWW more » -
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Just To Mess With Their Fans' Heads, Bengals Bring In Larry Johnson
Feeling pretty good about that 7-2 record, Bengal backers? In the AFC North driver's seat with a very favorable schedule ahead? Well, Mike Brown can definitely change that. What your team needs is a fourth-string RB with an attitude problem! More » -
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This Is Why NFL Players Die Young
There was a very telling sequence in last night's excellent episode of Hard Knocks that perfectly illustrates the culture of "toughness" that ultimately dooms so many football players to retirements filled with crippling, life-altering pain. More » -
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This Is What You Get For Being A Slacker
If education is a carrot-and-stick operation, then for students in the Cincinnati, the reward for good grades was a chance to meet the Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium. Marvin Lewis accidentally invited the life of the party instead. Oops! More »
