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more about #marylandterrapins more comments → ClueHeywood: In lacrosse it's hard to tell if the announcer is using first or last names. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I don't know Hoo would stay up that late just for a lacrosse game. more » Weed Against Speed: A well-placed "Boom goes the dynamite" would have put this call over the top. more » Hatey McLife: This is the greatest conflict since the Angles beat the Saxons. more » Weed Against Speed: "He's in a different realm!" I know some of you might disagree, but I have always found World of Greyhawk to be a far superior campaign setting than F... more » ArkansasFred: How sweet. You can hear his testicles drop right at the 1:01 mark. more » HockeyMountain: Maybe they just don't want the kids to be aburden to their parents or the poor people of Maryland, and they want to make them beneficial to the public. more » Kid Canada: This all makes more sense when you realize that their coach is Fat Bastard. more » Weed Against Speed: A far superior motto than what the Duke men's basketball team came up with: "We Eat Dicks" You know, because they basketball very homosexually. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Come on now, those girls don't look that impregnable. /Rick, Tyson said he's eat children belonging to Lennox Lewis. Praise be to Allah. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: The Lesbo ate my baby! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Oh Shit! The women's tourney is underway and Deadspin forgot to preview every first round game! I'm sure the Sweet Sixteen will be live blogged.... more » Steve U: Hilariously, I saw the same slogan on a sign at a Beijing Howard Johnsons. I guess "Kids Eat Free" just doesn't translate very well. more » Doyle McPoyle: Team assistant Laura Kids declined comment. more » Weed Against Speed: We Eat Kids! You know, for kids. more » -
#lacrosse
Overtime Is Always Hardest On The Play-By-Play Man
It's a good thing that Virginia-Maryland lacrosse game ended after seven overtimes, because this poor college radio announcer might not be with us today if it hadn't. [YouTube] -
#ncaawomen
The Horrbile Truth: Lady Terrapins Eat Kids
It's their team motto, and it's simply left to us to interpret it. "We Eat Kids." What kind of sick antics are going on behind the scenes at the NCAA Women's Basketball Tournament? More » -
#marchmadness
NCAA Second Round, Second Round
Let's hope these next games are better than the Villanova-DukeUCLA* suckfest in Philly. Jay Bilas called that "men against boys", and while that seems a little like piling on, he'll hear no argument here. More » -
#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) California Vs. (10) Maryland
Your live blogger for this game will be the vivacious University of Maryland scholar Rob Gindes from Blazin' With Phelps.
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#whimsy
Entire State Of Maryland Roped Into Online Prank War
Remember the Yankee Stadium proposal prank where one goofball used a fake marriage proposal to humiliate his goofball friend? Well, 18 months later, revenge is a dish best served at a Maryland basketball game. More » -
#collegebasketball
The Glory That Was Operation Scheyerface
Yes, Duke beat Maryland in a key ACC men's basketball matchup on Wednesday, but sometimes the most important victories are not won on the court, but in the stands. Behold: Operation Scheyerface, v2.0. More » -
#collegebasketball
Duke Survives Prank Call Barrage, Beats Maryland Anyway
Despite a long sleepless night of running refrigerator jokes, Duke somehow managed to get some rest in during their 18-hour wait for tipoff and were able to outlast Maryland. More » -
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#collegebasketball
Maryland Would Like To Know If Duke Has Prince Albert In A Can
Jokesters on a Maryland message board posted the phone number of the hotel that Duke's hoops team was staying in last night and the results were a sad indictment of the current state of college pranks. More » -
#collegebasketball
Who's Ready for Duke To Be Number One Again?
Well, that was a throttling. Duke nearly doubled up Maryland 85-44 this afternoon, handing Gary Williams his worst loss since joining the Terrapins in 1989. And everybody knows what that means... More »
