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more about #mascots more comments → manadajigity: The last time someone thought a robot version of a mascot was a good idea, this happened: more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Well....doesn't killing the dogs in the shelter also control the overpopulation problem? Why just stop the dogs being taken from a breeder? more » UGAdawg: PETA doesn't realize that Uga's come from the same family line. Plus any bulldog lucky enough to become Uga is treated VERY well. They are like roya... more » Steve U: Unfortunately, the robot suggestion is the most rational thing PETA has done in decades. more » bevraj of choice: Good idea, PETA. We'll even forego the name of Uga VIII, and name the new animatronic mascot 'Ugattabeshittinme'. Tomorrow, purely out of spite, I'm ... more » Hatey McLife: Since he was mocking religion in rural PA, I figured the winner would be Hillary Clinton. #mascots more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He is literally a golden Idol Onlookers were puzzled when the mascot led the cheerleaders in a rendition of White Wedding. #mascots more » twoeightnine: If you head to the edge of the endzone, separate from everyone else, are you really praying? Or are you telling everyone in the stadium that you pray?... more » Pesti-Esti: ... and that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the mascots are irreverent. #mascots more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Our JoePa, who art in diapers Hallowed be thy shades. #mascots more » Barry Lutz: These are not the beaver shots I come here to see. #mascots more » Steve U: Goldy learned that move from Nietzchy Nutria, mascot of the University of Basel. more » Kid Canada: He's just praying the creamery isn't sold out of Peachy Paterno when he gets back to campus. That stuff is delicious. #mascots more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Cut the mascot some slack. He was devastated he was missing Weed Against Speed guest editing Deadspin. #mascots more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Jerome:Please God, give me the strength to play well in this super important sporting event. Also, what do you look like? God: Jerome, get bent, its... more » -
#collegefootball
PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia
Because nothing even remotely animal-related can happen without PETA getting involved, the animal rights organization is recommending that the recently deceased Uga VII be replaced with an animatronic bulldog. And this is how the robot war begins... More » -
#collegefootball
Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
The Minnesota mascot mocked Penn State's Jerome Hayes as he prayed before last Saturday's homecoming game. What else would you expect? He is literally a golden idol. [YouTube] -
#minorleaguebaseball
A Flying Squirrel Mascot Is Not Totally Nuts
The winning entry in the "name Richmond, Virginia's new minor league baseball team" contest is: The Flying Squirrels. I can't wait for their giant foam mascot to scare the crap out of little children. [WTVR/Times-Dispatch] -
#duan
The Pacific Boxer Does Not Wish You Sweet Dreams Tonight
Pacific University—not to be confused with The University of the Pacific—has a mascot who likes to play tennis. He may also be the Gatekeeper of Gozer, but I wouldn't worry too much about that. More » -
#duan
St. John's Also Excited About Ambiguous Weather-Based Mascot
Our college sports teams are rocketing into the 21st Century on a wave of aggressive, overcaffeinated, lightning-themed spirit creatures. Why is that bird looking at me like that? Is he smiling or mad? Get out of my soul, winged devil! More » -
#duan
Tulsa's Proactive Mascot Teaches You About Electricity, I Think
Many, many years ago, Tulsa made the decision to name their athletic teams after a weather system. Today, that decision has come back to haunt them. Again. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Meet Crusher, Nightmare Ant's Crustacean Relation
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#nichollsstatecolonels
Nicholls State Mascot Will Smash Capitalism, Slash You In The Face
Greetings, Comrades! Nicholls State was named in honor of a former Confederate officer, but since the Civil War is (mostly) over, the school decided their Southern Gentlemen Warrior mascot needed an refresh. So now he's a bloodthirsty fascist oppressor. More » -
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#mascots
This Is Why You Shouldn't Fight Rugby Mascots
Well, you shouldn't fight any mascot really (what with the claws and everything), but this particular bird from the Australian rugby league does a better job taking down his attacker than the security guards. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon You
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#minorleaguebaseball
Bingo The Bumbling Bee Bashes His Bee Balls
That's life for the Double-A Mets. First the VP of player development goes Fight Club on them. Now their tinpot mascot crotches itself during a failed home run celebration. More » -
#whimsy
Mascot Intolerance Is A Shark Sandwich
It's 2009, and shark mascots still aren't permitted in a snooty British cricket club. Get PETA on the line — and dial the emergency number. It's urgent! More » -
#mascots
Why Jack Never Leaves The Staples Center
Got a Jack Nicholson problem in your front row, Philadelphia? Call inthe PhanaticThe Batman. [The Fightins] -
#mascots
Help William & Mary Find A New Mascot
William & Mary is as old school as old school gets, so naturally their sports teams are little traditional/racist. They need a new mascot and it's up to you to prevent (or ensure) that they become the Fightin' Asparagus. More » -
#whimsy
The Trials of Willie, The Inflatable Dry-Humping Shark
Willie, the mighty Tiburón, is the air-assisted mascot of a popular junior soccer team in Colombia. Unfortunately, Willie's enthusiasm occasionally gets the better of him and he recently got suspended for disrespecting an opposing team. With his crotch. More » -
#mascots
Mess With The Fordham Ram, You Get The Horns
We've all been there—you're hanging in the cafeteria when the school mascot walks in and you find yourself with an overwhelming urge to punch him the face. If you're a Fordham student, resist that urge. More » -
#mascots
Which Of These Nightmare Fuels Will Be The New St. John's Mascot?
What, no giant talking beer keg? St. John's has a storied and troubled history when it comes to mascots, and the current vote to find a new one is not going to help, it appears. More » -
#collegebasketball
Mascot Mustache Fight Caught On Video
Apparently, some footage survived the Big Blue/Pistol Pete fire fight. The horror ... the horror. [OnlineSportsGuys + ESPN] -
#mascots
It's March Madness For Mascots, Too
"[W]ith 7 seconds left and New Mexico State leading 70-69, Utah State's mascot, 'Big Blue' the bull, confronted New Mexico State's 'Pistol Pete' cowboy mascot and ripped off his fake mustache." [ESPN.com -
#mascots
Grueling Tree Week Competition Produces New Stanford Tree
After a week of intense competition — which included a fog machine and dressing as Homer Simpson — a new Stanford Tree has been chosen. Unfortunately for our candidate in the video below, it wasn't him. More »
