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more about #masturbatinglonelymenwithmustaches more comments → Silent Q: He was shirtless earlier in the game, but he was forced to cover up with the tank top after ballpark security deemed his full-back tattoo of a nude Do... more » ClueHeywood: My God, that man ate Heidi Watney! more » Hatey McLife: He's allowed to stay at the game, yet I got kicked out when I showed up wearing a necklace made from Jerry Remy's tumor? more » SteveJeltzFan: Hey, I got that same thing on a pair of gloves. more » metroville: I'm still waiting for the second half of this video to be uncovered--the part where Mike Cooper follows Carl Monday home, insisting to reveal more abo... more » Barry Lutz: Seeing this again, I'm surprised that Mike Cooper has enough sense to use an umbrella. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: With a title like Unemployed Porn Site User there is no where to go but up more » Dave J.: I've got so many problems with Mike Cooper's technique. I mean, come on, find a pic you like and stay with it, brother. That rapid scrolling is just n... more » Dave J.: I've seen this 20 times and still don't know how they got Nathan Lane to portray Mike Cooper's mom. more » ClueHeywood: Barbaro? Carl Monday? Deadspin has gone into re-runs. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Looks like Sir Bob Geldof nailed it on the head. more » the earl of weaver: You'd figure two gentlemen with such pristine mustaches would be more cordial to one another. Alas... more » Karlifornia: Why Your Author Sucks: Mark Twain by Drew Magary #4: So I'm reading in the Cleveland library and Huck Finn said "I'm not racist or anything, but.." more » Gourmet Spud: Hundreds of years from now, this video will be referred to as the Deadspin Sea Scrolls. more » Kid Canada: Carl Monday is watching you deftly avoid copyright laws. more » -
#prisonbound
I'm Sure He Has The Same Heidi Watney Airbrush On The Side Of His Van
Well, maybe it's her uncle. A very proud, very creepy uncle. There's a chance of that, right? [Busted Coverage] -
#hooray
At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity. -
#whimsy
A NYC Subway Jacker Was Nabbed (Update)
Could 41-year-old Daniel Corrian be the man who rubbed against that poor girl on the D train? Either that, or there is a subway masturbation epidemic gripping the city. (Update: Not him!) [NYDN] -
#duan
Whine About Boston's Domination (Or Rejoice Over Their Failure) While You Wonder Why This Man Masturbated On This Lady's Arm
Interesting story courtesy of HollaBackNYC. A case of Jackin' It — NYC subway style. Read and shudder to think. More » -
#nfl
Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out
New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. More » -
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#youtube
The Most Brilliant Thing You'll See All Day
So a local television station in Cleveland decided to put together an "investigative report" on the dangers of allowing your children to go to the public library. More »
