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    Chuck Knoblockhead: Drew: Is your continued use of the Dutch Oven Mitt during sex the reason you're known by many as the Mad Gasser of Mattoon? more »
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    MeSoHornsby: DREW: Have you ever used a Scrabble board as a coffee table? LEITCH: Yes more »
    HockeyMountain: DREW: Have you ever imagined yourself as Rick Ankiel during intercourse? LEITCH: No. Rick Ankiel he's at the end he is starting to cry. more »
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    FEAST: DREW: Have you and Daulerio ever "shared" a woman? AJ and Will cruise the bars asking ladies if they're interested in visiting the Deadspin editor Eif... more »
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    RedLightGreenLight: You didn't ask if he ever Bissinger-talked during sex. more »
    Shakey: DREW: Have you ever had sexual thoughts about a man, unwanted in your head or not? LEITCH: No. DON'T LIE TO YOUR HEART LEITCH. IT'S PERFECTLY OK TO F... more »
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