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more about #matthewstafford more comments → CurseOfBobbyLane: There are now AT LEAST two teams worse than the Lions. Life is good. more » NordoftheBlings: Stanford opens as a 10-pt favorite over ND. What a time to be alive. 4 MORE YEARS! Yes we can. more » Babcocksure: ...putting on a helmet would have ruined the whole LPGA golfer look that Drew Stanton had going on... he could never play a whole 18 on that knee though more » The Gigolo JDR: Is that Drew Stanton or Manny Pacquiao congratulating Stafford on the win? more » norbizness: So the third-string QB for the Lions is a boy-band refugee? more » SignGuyDino: Mangini should be the biggest loser for calling timeouts just to dispute a call, giving Stafford the chance to be the hero. He has to be fired today.... more » Pete Gaines: It's the best there is. more » CumaeanSibyl: Thank God we live on the other side of the state. No blackout for us! Just a lot of cursing and screaming and prayers for death, and then, at the end,... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: And who is the Weekend Loser? I'm pretty sure her real name is Ameila, but she goes by "Crow", lives in suburban Indianapolis, paints her fingernails... more » Phintastic: It's going to be awkward in Cleveland when they release Derek Anderson and then draft Jimmy Clausen. Just sayin. more » MattinglysSideburns: It was famously said of Layne Staley that "he lost a couple of fingers and he never ran out of heroin." more » David Hume: Right now, in hell, some recently deceased Detroiter is being tormented by some dreadful satanic beast and thinking to himself: "Geez, I think I got ... more » Richard Starkey: Why does a team from Utah have a Spanish name? First things first: why does Salt Lake City have a soccer team? more » twoeightnine: *Came against the Browns. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Weis's opponents will consider it quite a feather in their cap when he's fired. more » -
#weekendwinner
Matthew Stafford Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Matthew Stafford, who won the weekend by suddenly turning into Bobby Layne, minus the crippling hangovers. More » -
#weekendwinner
The Detroit Lions Win The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Detroit Lions, who won the weekend by not being friends with Tom Cruise. Detroit City is fixed! More » -
#funtimes
Lions Coach Mocks Matthew Stafford
Jim Schwartz had a bit of fun at the expense of the future of the Lions. He showed the whole team some vacation pictures, and then he said: "I thought I had a fun vacation - until I saw this.'' More » -
#deadspiniteam
Where In The World Was Matthew Stafford?
We asked where these photos of Matthew Stafford's summer vacation were taken, and boy, did we get some answers. It's just too bad they all contradicted each other. More » -
#deletedscenes
The One With Assorted Handsy Photos And Absurd Complaints
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#fin
July: Fin.
We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts fromJuneJuly, starting with No. 10. More » -
#duan
How Matthew Stafford Is Spending His Summer Vacation
Clearly, these photos were taken far from Detroit. If you have any more information — where Stafford is, or why he's not surrounded by the Detroit Lions — let us know. That's all for now. Petchesky Fantastico is here tonight. More » -
#2009nfldraft
Stafford Welcomed To Detroit With Warm, Prickly Arms
Yes, Stafford is now with the Detroit Lions. And who can blame them? They totally had the other team winning the 2008 Capital One Bowl. I'd boo too. -
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#nfldraft
Your 2009 Detroit Lions Are Matthew Stafford And Ten Other Guys
The tension building around the first overall pick has been punctured with anonymous sources for, I think, the 312th straight year. We know that Matthew "Matt" Stafford will be the Lions' guy. More » -
#nfldraft
Detroit's Likely No. 1 Pick May Suffer From Dementia
The Lions are working hard to ink a deal before Saturday's draft with Georgia QB Matthew Stafford—who "indicated he would love to play in Detroit." That's your first warning sign right there. [ESPN] -
#nfl
For Great Quality At A Low, Low Price, Come On Down During Aaron Curry Discount Days
Aaron Curry is shopping himself to the Lions via text message — which technically is SPAM — telling general manager Martin Mayhew he can be had for a song if he chooses him No. 1. More » -
#matthewstafford
Chances Are, You'll See This At The NFL Combine In 2010
Matthew Stafford's football-skeeting is pretty amazing. That's not supposed to sound pornographic. [Jimmy Fallon] -
#collegefootball
Report Says Bulldogs Backfield Going Pro
Georgia's Matthew Stafford and Knowshon Moreno are good—but not good enough to go No. 1 to the Lions—so they both feel confident enough to declare for the NFL Draft. [ESPN]
