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more about #mattoon more comments → econdave: Journal-Gazette Times-Courier? Four names for one newspaper? more » J-No: Don't worry, 10 years from now when they are on their lunch break at the Lender's bagel factory, they will tell the story of the time when a fight bro... more » ClintonPortishead: I hear Chris Hansen was all set for a To Catch a Predator: Mattoon but upon visiting the town said "Forget it. These girls are fucked already." more » Chris Hanson's Axe: OMG. I dated this one girl in high school who was on the flag football team. I have never met a more self-absorbed, sex-obsessed person in my life. AL... more » This is my Star: Judging by the picture, it's easy to why Emeritus fled the place. more » Stymie99: Huh, front left corner....Is that a rare Screech sighting? more » Jews For Purple Jesus: My guess is the winner will be the girl who takes a routine cross knee release and exaggerates a diving finish to the delight of the crowd. more » Hatey McLife: Jim Edmunds will be diving after chicks that he doesn't have to. more » ClintonPortishead: Hmm, Jim Edmonds and strippers. Something tells me Will is more conflicted than A-Rod taking a polygraph while being jerked off by the reigning Ms. Ol... more » ArkansasFred: This is completely unfounded, and I'm not sure why I think this, but I've always felt Jim Edmonds was a total racist. more » FatNakedMoleRat: Everybody knows that the real stripper action is in East St. Louis, silly Edmonds. more » Shakey: 20 dizzy, bubble-chested girls. One long pole. Too fucking easy. more » Stev D: This is sort of, well, exactly what I would do if I was Jim Edmonds for a day. more » -
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It's been an uneventful week in Mattoon, Ill., where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the girls start powder puff football brawls that spill over into the crowd. More »Lake WobegonMattoon (UPDATE) -
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Jim Edmonds Would Like To Invite You To His Stripper Battle Royal
Here's something fun for Midwesterners looking for a bazoonga-infested activity on a lonely Friday night in St. Louis: It's a "Queen Of The Pole" party, with your very special guest, former Cardinal Jim Edmonds. More » -
