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more about #mattryan more comments → Silky John-STON!: I think that's brilliant. If they got married in that much of a rush, there's NO WAY Ryan could put together a legally binding prenup. Then, once th... more » Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: So San Fran has a Mayor named Gavin....Somewhere George Carlin nods knowingly and makes a joke about Aldermen Kyle and Tyler, who share a loft in Tend... more » Weed Against Speed: Little does Silver know that the mayor of San Francisco always insists on the right of primae noctis. more » Weed Against Speed: Who among us hasn't snuck out of the press box to nibble on a love newton? more » ClueHeywood: Matt Ryan Back on Top /From Future Michael Silver headlines. more » Paul.B.Dodd: How come there are no black QBs in the top 10? Where is Donovan McNabb, Vince Young, JeMarcus Russell, Tavaris Jackson, Byron Leftwich, Jason Campbell... more » Paul.B.Dodd: Ben Roethlisberger has a round face, almost rotund. As long as you split down the middle it's going to be symmetrical. more » Spielman: Interesting, but considering the number of gumpy-looking guys QBing NFL teams right now, (I'm looking at you, Kyle Orton and Jay Cutler... Unfortunat... more » Steve U: Harvey Dent turned to a life of crime after, despite 40 touchdowns and a 120.5 passer rating in his senior season, he was only offered $50 in quarters... more » NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: Thrown out of the study due to artificial help? Joe Flacco's eyebrows more » Silent Q: Whitlock defies you to say that this isn't an attractive quarterback. more » roland_t_flakfizer: Sounds dismally scientific to me. more » David Hume: Well, this is an eye-opener. I think when I go to the gym tonight, I'll bring a ruler and ask some guys if I can do some measuring to calculate their ... more » NordoftheBlings: Researches were baffled by Dr. Z's downward slide. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Wait, good looks can help you gain advantages in life?? I just thought the hot chicks I see driving Jags and Beemers were doctors and lawyers. more » -
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Queering In The Press Box
Michael Silver: "By midway through the third quarter ... I was ready to take the Atlanta Falcons quarterback up to Gavin Newsom's box on the west side of the stadium and ask the San Francisco mayor to marry us." [Yahoo!] -
#nfl
Matt Ryan Is A Handsome Man, Science Proves
The screeching teenyboppers at the Wall Street Journal bring word that Matt Ryan is the most knee-meltingly dreamy quarterback in the NFL. It's true because science says so. And believe it or not, this actually sort of matters. More » -
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Worst Columnist Predictions Of 2008 ... With Gratuitous Jay Mariotti
Sure it made for good copy when Terence Moore of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution wrote back in April that "The Falcons just blew it" by drafting Matt Ryan. Did he think that wouldn't come back on him? More »
