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more about #mattvasgersian more comments โ johnny_carsick: every time a self-promoting douchebag gets outed on the internet, an angel gets it wings. more » Artie Fufkin: It should be noted that this dude has some tatoo on the back of his neck. Some letters, probably "tool." Can anyone make that out? more » Kid Canada: I would have enjoyed his negotiations with Kenny Powers after he hit his one home run. more » David Hume: Eat shit geek. One woman's spiritual and erotic journey through the diners and outhouses of Silicon Valley, by Elizabeth Gilbert. more » Hatey McLife: It makes me sad that Dahmer preferred Asians boys. more » Nick: uh, what's with the marlins gear? more » Weed Against Speed: Amazingly, Matt Vasgersian is involved! I'm sorry, but The Happy Youngster looks nothing like Donovan McNabb. more » Karlifornia: Vasgersian: "and that ball is outta here! Wait...who's the fan that caught it? Why, yes, it's Kevin Kolb!" more » Stev D: It was the fourth "give me" that convinced me. This guy is a jerk. more » ClintonPortishead: Christ. It's people like this who make me wish Michael Jackson had a time machine. more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: While I appreciate the time and effort put into your columns...1000 words is too many... /do like your choice of tags though more » HernandezStache: Serious question: Who the fuck procreates with this guy? more » Civil Negligence: Cooper: That guy is a jerk. I am ashamed he is also a fan of the Brewers. Please don't judge all Brewers fans by this dolt. Don't worry, Cooper. I am ... more » ClueHeywood: His wedding ring signifies the most surprising catch of them all. more » Artie Fufkin: Did you ask him why his hair looks like it is dyed 3 different colors on the MLBTV HD? more » -
#happyyoungster
Brewers Fans Want Everyone To Know They Don't Like The Happy Youngster, Either
Brewers Nation has taken to the blogs to distance itself from The Happy Youngster, the entrepreneurial ballhawk and walking object lesson about the perils of being a self-branded public idiot. Amazingly, Matt Vasgersian is involved! More » -
#deadcast
Matt Vasgersian: โI Am An Enormous Jagoffโ
Our Deadcast guest this week is Matt Vasgersian, anchor for MLB TV, FOX play-by-play announcer, and fan of the site. And, untethered by network restrictions, Matt had some pretty cool shit to say. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
Jason Whitlock, Fox Sports' professional contrarian and TRUTH-teller, playfully addresses Matt Vasgersian's MLB announcer awkwardness and declares himself "Racial Apology Czar." Oh, and he attacks Deadspin again.
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#mediameltdowns
Matt Vasgersian Speaks!: Not A Racist, Just A Terrible Comedian
"I'm an idiot...Save the racial stuff which is just flat out wrong, almost all of what has been posted on my regrettably horrific timing is spot on...Nobody feels worse about it than I do." [KSK] -
#mediameltdowns
Matt Vasgersian Continues To Have Trouble With Live Television
Brad Hawpe was carted off the field last night after being hit hard with an errant pick-off throw. It was scary moment, made more awkward by Matt Vasgersian's subtle, yet poorly executed brand of "humor." More »
