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more about #mazeltov more comments → Kid Canada: Kournikova's reponse: I am not Jewish. Don't you know that Kid Canada's bubbie hasn't tried to set me up with him yet? He's a lawyer, has his own plac... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Considering all the hockey players she went through, her's is probably a different kind of burning bush. more » UpstateUnderdog: She might not be Jewish but she can thank them for that cross she is wearing. INRI. more » Weed Against Speed: Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" No, but I would like to see your rosary. Rosary is another term for snatch, right? I... more » Crazy Cool Medallions: Adam Sandler is very glad, as "Kournikova" doesn't rhyme with the more traditional Jewish names. more » TT-Zop: Ironically, the cross was shaved into her pubic hair. And the photographer said yes, yes I can see it. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I believe that is inscribed at Golgotha. more » Civil Negligence: I'd like to magoivign that sperkuvnick. /no idea more » StuScott Booyahs: Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew But I hear her agent is. more » -
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Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew
When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a "Mazel Tov!" Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" Oy vey. [Washington Times]
