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more about #memphisgrizzlies more comments → Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: between Randolph, OJ Mayo, Rudy Gay and Iverson, there may be the first on-court teammate stabbing this year. I'm positively giddy. more » Silent Q: God Apparently Not A Fan Of Allen Iverson He's a big fan of Steve Javie, though. more » Mr. Praline: God Apparently Not A Fan Of Allen Iverson However, I have it from two independent sources that God is, in fact, a DJ. more » Hatey McLife: God Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career. Sent April 4, 1968 from raoulberry more » MarkKelsosMigraine: God Apparently Not A Fan Of Allen Iverson This is definitely true if God is just like George Burns in the Oh God! movies. Old white men know that you... more » Stev D: If my experience working in a paint store has taught me anything, it's that $3.5 million dollars will buy you a lot of paint. Way more than Mr. Fagen ... more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: To be fair, Iverson was seeking advice from the same God Shammgod who thought playing in Poland was a solid career move. more » Disco Choo: I'm conflicted here. There are no homosexuals in the South, yet there is plenty of country music. Yep, still Agnostic. more » UpstateUnderdog: Blaming God for continuing his career in Memphis is not cool. more » Bobby Big Wheel: The traveling-prone former all-star will be doing a lot of walking in Memphis. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I think God has been rather generous with A.I. On the other hand, I ate cat food for breakfast. more » I Party With Smoot: Because if there's anything the city of Memphis needed, it was another 40 Bars. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: His signature move will now be called "The Marc Cohn." more » Barry Lutz: I think he just flipped me off! What a thug! more » ArkansasFred: Lousy Franchise Hitches Wagon To Fading Star Just wait until Jim Hendry learns the astrophysics necessary to secure a yoke of oxen to planetary nebul... more » -
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God Apparently Not A Fan Of Allen Iverson
AI tweets this morning:''God Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career.'' The Good Lord struck Iverson a 1 year, $3.5 million deal with the Grizzlies. [Commercial Appeal] -
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Lousy Franchise Hitches Wagon To Fading Star
The Memphis Grizzlies confirm they have offered a contract to Allen Iverson, because the best way to bring along a young, unpolished team is to add a shoot-first point guard with no patience for teaching. More » -
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Tennessee's Ingenious Plan To End The Recession Hits A Snag
Tennessee plans a new tax on professional athletes—but not NFL players because "NFL rules would have penalized the state had it included their guys." Also, the Smokey Mountains to be renamed the Goodell Hills. [On The Forecheck] -
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Can Anyone Make Sense Of This Darius Miles Situation?
We've been doing our research—i.e., reading the always trustworthy Wikipedia—and we think we've finally figured out what the heck is going on with the Portland Trail Blazers and Darius Miles. More » -
