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more about #miamiheat more comments → Hockeymom: I saw the Timberwolves on TV last night. I doubt they cracked triple digits in attendance. Seriously pathetic. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I remember Rory Sparrow. He was one tough bird. more » Kid Canada: Get crazy with the cheez whiz! more » the earl of weaver: "One and 17!" I'll pass on the one but I'll take the 17. - Kevin Johnson more » DirkToberFest: I was there last night. The fans are some of the saddest folks I have ever seen at a sporting event. There are happier people in waiting rooms just ... more » AzureTexan: ". . . it turned out to be something like live blogging the Hindenburg." Maybe we can also live-blog the career trajectory of Pacman Jones. more » MattinglysSideburns: "One and 17 tonight, coach!" he said, and held on for a moment and repeated himself. This is markedly similar to Sheldon Kennedy's nightly refrain of... more » UpstateUnderdog: break out the champagne 1988-89 Miami Heat and the 1998-99 Clippers more » Bobby Big Wheel: Also winning last night: Eugene V. Debs, Harold Stassen and The Jay Leno Show.. more » skahammer: That's the last straw. Pam's taking him off her Christmas card list for sure. #michaelbeasley more » Hands: So first you tell us there's a story from TMZ {TMZ?? Geebus!}. Then you tell us, courtesy of the team, the captain and Beasley's substance abuse couns... more » Dave J.: Does that say "GOB's son?" STEVE HOLT?!?!?!?!?! more » SavetoFavorites: "Because I'm super cool. What inspires any tattoos?" The crawling, demon-driven itch to keep a running score. Also, Goofy playing hack just makes me... more » UkraineNotWeak: "Weed, Twitter and Adolescence" Isn't that the Holy Trinity of Deadspin's demos? more » This is my Star: announced that he had moved on from weed, Twitter and adolescence in general. So he's no longer visiting Sportress of Blogitude, BirdmanAndersen's Tw... more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Losers
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the 1988-89 Miami Heat and the 1998-99 Clippers, who won last night because the New Jersey Nets lost. More » -
#nba
Are There Any Photos Of Michael Beasley That Aren't Potential Crime Scenes?
Even after rehab, Beasley can't stay away from the personal demon that has caused him the most trouble: cameras. More » -
#nba
Out Of Rehab, Michael Beasley Says He's Supercool Once More
Beasley just finished up a monthlong stint at a substance-abuse center in Houston and announced that he had moved on from weed, Twitter and adolescence in general. Whether any of those things actually constituted a problem, however, is still unclear. More » -
#nba
Heat Staff Find Their Paychecks In A Miami Vise
Want to trim the budget during a recession, but can't get around that little matter of guaranteed contracts? Take a page from Heat, and cut the pay of the entire front office staff, including Erik Spoelstra and Pat Riley. More » -
#nba
Michael Beasley's Dad Says He Has Some Serious Issues
Now comes word that Michael Beasley's rehab stay has been planned for a year, and is unrelated to his latest Twitter-related meltdown. What does this teach us, other than that this kid has long-term issues? His father has some ideas. More » -
#nba
Everything Is Not Super Cool For Michael Beasley
It seems the tattoo and dime bag photo of Michael Beasley was just the tip of his breakdown-filled weekend that started with some depressing Twitter messages and ended with him in rehab.
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#nbaplayoffs
Not All Seven Game Series Are Equal
There were two seven-game series in the first round of the the NBA Playoffs. One was the greatest series in the history of sport. The other was not. More » -
#nba
Hawks Radio Announcers Might Be Biased Against Dwayne Wade
Things got a little chippy during Atlanta's 106-91 mugging of Miami, but that seemed okay with the Hawks radio crews—as long as "the great Dwayne Wade" was on the receiving end of the rough stuff. More » -
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#nba
This Guy Has A Problem With Dwyane Wade
Some days, you wake up to emails containing videos of drunk billionaires verbally accosting Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade in a parking garage. Today is one of those days. (UPDATE) More » -
#nba
And Now A Story About Heroes, Presented Here In Various Sizes
If you're just now learning of this story, I'll guess that there's something caught in your eye; just like there was with me when I first read it. Dang grass pollen allergy season. More » -
#nba
LeBron James Saved From Dwyane Wade's Band-Aid Menace
Dwyane Wade was having a lot of fun putting those decorative Band-Aids on his face and NBA fans were starting to take notice. So naturally the league had to put a stop to that. More » -
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Fifty Ways To Lose Your NBA Game
Dwyane Wade's career-high 50 points help Heat clobber Magic in ... wait, Miami lost by 23? Ouch. [Miami Herald] -
#nba
Shawn Marion Traded For Jermaine O'Neal
ESPN reports that the Raptors and Heat will exchange big men in a four-player deal. Poor Marion is being sent from Miami to Toronto, which is really going to cut into his beach time. [ESPN] -
#nba
Dwyane Wade Had Wild Marijuana Sex Parties, And You Weren't Invited
The fun just never seems to end for Dwyane Wade. If it's not divorce proceedings or failed business ventures, it's an ex-business associate telling tales of drug-fueled sex parties at the NBA star's condo. More »
