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more about #michaelphelpson60minutes more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Also, did anyone think Anderson REALLY wanted to ask Phelps to wax him? more » J-No: Just think how much dental work that $5 million could have bought. more » ClintonPortishead: As anybody who majored in pussy knows, you only shoot down the 5 million offer to have a better shot at her 6 million offer friend. more » Artie Fufkin: I thought that the $5 mil offer was BS for the cameras. Like when I pretend I am important business man on the phone during dates:"Sell! Sell! Move it... more » Doyle McPoyle: Thank you to 60 Minutes and Anderson Cooper for giving us another reason to hate our short stubby feet and fear of chlorine. Actually, just another re... more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Who needs another $5mm when you're already swimming in money? more »
