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more about #miguelcabrera more comments → jugdish: I hate to be Mr. Obvious here, but I think quite a few of you are missing the point. The guy sitting down is Dave Dombrowski, GM of the Tigers who ga... more » Shakey: Heard from the village Rejoice, rejoice! We may use Miguel's shirt as the new roof of the 8 person shanty! more » GreatOdensRaven: Roy looks like he's doing well since being fired from Dundler Mifflin. more » Samer Ocho Cinco: In August, Cabrera "taunted an overweight 15-year-old boy" and had to be escorted out. Did he realize it was a mirror after? more » Steve U: Never would've figured Michael Buffer for a stat person. more » Artie Fufkin: Those are pretty sweet seats for a dork. more » HurtsSoGood: Does anyone in the American League know how to bunt? Runners on first and third with no outs in the ninth inning, and you're not going to pull a sacr... more » the earl of weaver: The hopes and dreams of an entire city are all on you now, Lions. Don't drop the ball. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Did Miguel join the Twins in their dressing room after for a drink? more » DirkToberFest: Mickey Mantle would never let his BAC get that low. more » UkraineNotWeak: As of this morning, they've paved over Detroit and put up a parking lot. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Geez, can't a guy suffer in peace? "Or at least alone with his peeping equipment in his Ford Mustang." -Michael David Barrett more » Gourmet Spud: I'm more offended by the guy filling out his expense report. $14 FOR A COBB SALAD?? more » Steve U: A vendor died of a heart attack while servicing the coffeemaker Yet another casualty of Juan Valdez' insatiable libido. more » Gravy: ...the organizers [of the Brooklyn Fishing Derby] are relying on the honor system as people send in their submissions by digital photograph or video. ... more » -
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Twins Add One More Insult To Injury
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Nicaragua's About To Get Some New Tigers Gear
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#mlb
The 911 Call From This Weekend's Cabrera Scuffle
It's quite disturbing. Not OH MY GOD MY FRIEND'S FACE IS BEING EATEN BY A MONKEY-disturbing, but still pretty creepy. And, surprise, the Tigers warned Miggy about his boozing back in August. [TheBigLead] -
#mlb
Miguel Cabrera's Lost Weekend
Oh, and if the Tigers' weekend wasn't bad enough already—those unexplained marks on Miguel Cabrera's face? There's an explanation all right and it isn't pretty. Domestic dispute. Alcohol. Cops. Fraternizing with the enemy. Oh, Miggy.... More »
