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more about #mikeleachufos more comments → Artie Fufkin: His defensive coordinator in Mangino-level fat. That should be brought up more. more » lisa: so that's why he doesn't want to go to UT, no UFO's. Meth labs, check...ufo's not so much. more » Doyle McPoyle: "Pick a card, any card!""Uh, Coach, I don't see any cards...and why is your penis in your ha-""I said pick it!" more » Stev D: He's done a great job at Texas Tech. I remember when I thought a red raider was just a dog's erect penis. more » Kid Canada: Mike Leach is clearly unaware that Cancer Man has a son that runs a 4.3 in the 40. more » ClintonPortishead: one of the most prolific distributors of free ham college football has ever seen but Jenn Sterger has still given away more roast beef. more » David Hume: I heard Doug Gottlieb knows a couple of cool card tricks, too. more » Steve U: Oh, I've seen that one: here's the trick: 1. Victim picks a card 2. Victim returns card to deck; deck is shuffled 3. Magician shows victim the pic... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He can't wait to try out the other trick Barry Switzer taught him: How to run up a $100K liqour bill at the Super Bowl. more » ClintonPortishead: Rich Rodriguez used to play magic tricks on recruits too. First you see him... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Whenever a top recruit signs, Leach punches them in the face and yells "Welcome to Texas Tech." more » Hit Bull Win Steak: more » UkraineNotWeak: He drank Bill Brasky under the table. more » Sports-Pun: "Mike Leach must believe in UFOs because Michael Crabtree is out of this world!"--TechFan69 more » Pornstars-for-Wilbon: "It's a trick that Barry Switzer once taught me," said Leach, which of course makes perfect sense. Did Switzer also teach him the trick where you make... more »
