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more about #mikelupica more comments → Pete Gaines: Needs more Schorno. #mikelupica more » UkraineNotWeak: The above photo must've been recently taken right before Mike hosted the monthly meeting of the Connecticut chapter of "Douches with Spouses". #mikelu... more » Juancho: That's a nice fully furnished, functioning dollhouse that Lupica lives in. I wonder what macro setting they had to set the digital camera on to snag t... more » twoeightnine: No sports section is complete without a feature story on the dominance of the Pittsburgh Steelers. That they represent a the working class town that b... more » norbizness: I love his schtick on The Sports Reporters: breathlessly deliver each weak platitude as if you had to go to the bathroom 15 seconds ago. #mikelupica more » Silent Q: Above: A screencap from the least sexy webcam show ever. #mikelupica more » AzureTexan: "Your favorite source for news off the AP wire and Robert Redford columns. . . " And don't forget the in-depth geopolitical analysis by the likes of ... more » sir_pantsalot: His next pair of shoes will be a comfy pair of SAS shoes. #mikelupica more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: An oak-leaf hat he had for his crown, His shirt it was by spiders spun: With doublet wove of thistledown, His trousers up with points were done; His s... more » ArkansasFred: Mikey! Enough! Rumpus time is over! Awwwwww, mom!!! #mikelupica more » Drew Magary: Mike, even Jerry Seinfeld doesn't dress like Jerry Seinfeld anymore. #mikelupica more » MarkKelsosMigraine: His shoes look like Gary Busey's teeth. #mikelupica more » Steve U: This really is not how I imagined the headquarters of the Lollipop Guild would look. #mikelupica more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Based on his attire, I am forced to assume that the objects on his desk are: the original motorolla clam phone, a pocket beard and nose hair trimmer a... more » Bobby Big Wheel: For a real hoot, read the comments on Arianna's post introducing the sports section. Positively Jezebelian. #mikelupica more » -
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HuffPo's Super-Exciting, Cutting-Edge Sports Section Debuts ... With A Mike Lupica Column
Your favorite source for news off the AP wire and Robert Redford columns has deigned to launch a sports section, and it will surely revolutionize sports journalism just as soon as Mike Lupica is done talking about himself. [Huffington Post] -
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Please Do Not Insult Mike Lupica On Twitter
No matter how ludicrous a Mike Lupica rant might be, it's probably best if you don't call him on it a public forum. Especially if you also work for ESPN: The Conglomerate. More » -
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Jason Whitlock Stages His Own Private Sports Media Roast
In his latest, Whitlock uses the occasion of Erin Andrews' Oprah appearance to go all Jeffrey Ross-on-Bea Arthur on his colleagues. Reilly's column: "read by tens of hundreds of readers who find it while looking for Bill Simmons' column." Burn! More » -
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Derek Jeter Lovers Still Consistently Loving Derek Jeter's Consistency
Relax everyone. Despite all statistical evidence to the contrary, Derek Jeter is still the best Yankee. Because Paul O'Neill told Mike Lupica he is. How do they keep it doing day after day for all these years? [Daily News] -
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The Five-Star Columnist Is Unamused By Your Homophobic Taunts
Mike Lupica's ego is to sportswriting what Milton Berle's cock is to comedy. It is an occupational totem, around which colleagues spin fantastical-seeming yarns that just so happen to be true. Here are a few such tales. More » -
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Our Man In Boy Clothes Is Not Feeling Generous Today
Mike Lupica's ego is to sportswriting what Milton Berle's cock is to comedy. It is an occupational totem, around which colleagues spin fantastical-seeming yarns that just so happen to be true. Here are a few such tales. More » -
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You May Be Taller, But You're Still Beneath Him
Mike Lupica's ego is to sportswriting what Milton Berle's cock is to comedy. It is an occupational totem, around which colleagues spin fantastical-seeming yarns that just so happen to be true. Here are a few such tales. More » -
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Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
Yesterday, we shared with you one delightful tale about Phil Mickelson and everyone's favorite deadline Napoleon, Mike Lupica. To this, a SportsJournalists.com anonym has added another — one in which Mitch Albom makes a cameo, and Loopy gets his comeuppance. More » -
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Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
Many in sports media have seen New York Daily News writer Mike Lupica's arrogant-little-sonuvabitch-side firsthand, but never has there been a Lupica story that encapsulates the tiny prick's hubris than the one Patrick Sauer witnessed during the U.S. Open. More » -
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Jeff Pearlman Apologizes For Becoming Mike Lupica When He Ripped Mike Lupica
" Maybe, in the act of jabbing Mike Lupica, I've actually become Mike Lupica. If so, it's not the way I want to live. I took the Lupica post down."[JeffPearlman/GraneyandthePig]
