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more about #miltonbradley more comments → lefonceobscure: Did you pay cash up front for your house? For all you know he has a 30 year mortgage. more » Paul.B.Dodd: Initially after Vick was released from prison I had some sympathy for him because he appeared really contrite. Now that I think about it, it's hard f... more » StuScott Booyahs: According to McAfee, the Internet searches most likely to give your computer a virus are Jessica Biel, Beyoncé, Jennifer Aniston and...Tom Brady! Obv... more » the earl of weaver: News from ESPN is that Iverson just put on his blue suede Reeboks and boarded the train. more » Steve U: Now comes the emergence of a third faction. The Protoss? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Lucky for her that people will just assume that's Roethlisberger's number and not the number of X's in XL . more » Civil Negligence: So maybe I'll have cottage cheese for breakfast tomorrow instead. more » metroville: Cubs fans aren't racist. They just prefer Hasbro. more » Kid Canada: How about Halladay for Kyle Drabek, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards? more » Karlifornia: I liked Crystalis because I could cheat with the Game Genie. I wish life had a Game Genie, so I could enter in a code that would make me invulnerable... more » OchentaYcinco: If there's one J.P. Ricciardi knows, it's the real value of the players he wants. Respectfully, Vernon Wells, Alex Rios, our combined 21 homers, and... more » Stev D: Giambi to the A's means tribal tats are back! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, Roger Clemens' latest attempt at a public image makeover backfired when it was learned he was fleecing the late members of his assisted liv... more » Weed Against Speed: ...but Brian Cashman continues to stand beneath his bedroom window holding a boom box over his head. Unfortunately for Brian, CC Sabathia ate his Pete... more » UkraineNotWeak: The Parkers Brothers consider the Cub's signing of Milton Bradley a questionable move in the Cub's trivial pursuit to win the World Series. more » -
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If You Were Worried Kimbo Slice Wouldn't Have Anyone To Beat Up, Relax
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Big Ben's Accuser Is 18 Kinds Of Crazy
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And Now For A Minute Of Actual Sports
Roy Halladay is not a member of the Phillies ... yet. The Toronto Blue Jays' demands of executive bathroom privileges proved too steep for the Philadelphia bigwigs. More » -
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Milton Bradley Is Uncomfortable, And So Is A Certain Water Cooler
Lou Piniella, Milton Bradley and a water cooler — not as sexy a ménage à trois as it sounds. And unfortunately, it turns out the water cooler is the Lucky Pierre in this uninviting threesome. More » -
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The Return Of The Powerful Lip Fur, And Milton Bradley Is A Cub (Hide All Sharp Objects)
• No Way This Ends Badly. Cubs, Milton Bradley agree to sane, very thrifty three-year, $30 million deal, pending physical examination. Hopefully will not include psychological testing. [Chicago Tribune] More » -
