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more about #milwaukeebrewers more comments → lilwillie: I smiled. /every fans response if their team did it. more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: Yeah, but where's the Jerome Robbins tag for this? more » UkraineNotWeak: "...stand accused of excessive immodesty by the Holy Church of Baseball People Who Need To Lighten The Hell Up." I believe Bob Costas and Mike Lupica... more » StuScott Booyahs: Brewers players: "Uh, it wasn't an act." more » ArkansasFred: The Brewers defy the odds yet again and somehow become the most insufferable team in baseball. more » roland_t_flakfizer: In their defense, Toyota was shooting a new Prius commercial that day. more » Artie Fufkin: You know what I find disrespectful? When players get a piggy back ride from a guy whose home run they just robbed. That's tarnishing the game. more » BigRedEd: I think that is hilarious, and the reaction will confirm why I don't watch baseball like I did when I was a kid... more » Barry Lutz: His shirt is untucked too - does that mean they won? /Amused by the things the Brewers do to entertain themselves and their fans since they aren't ca... more » Wilt Stilts: "It's all TV, acting, until someone gets hit with a pitch in the chin." Which one? more » Clarence Rosario: LAist's detailed diagram is nice, but doesn't quite bring the scene to life. The only thing that diagram is missing is the speculum. more » Kid Canada: Prince hasn't been that upset since Cecil lost his childhood memorabilia in a poker game. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Why didn't he just break through the wall Kool-Aid man style? Ohhhh Yeah! more » Steve U: so Prince Fielder led his Crew through the bowels of Dodger Stadium This is still the least offensive bowel movement of Prince Fielder's life. more » Hatey McLife: When people hunt for head in the Dodgers clubhouse, they normally just ask Alyssa Milano. more » -
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Baseball Pretends To Be Appalled By Prince Fielder's Home Run Celebration
Prince Fielder and his Brewers teammates, who celebrated Sunday's walk-off victory over the Giants with a little Jerome Robbins number, now stand accused of excessive immodesty by the Holy Church of Baseball People Who Need To Lighten The Hell Up. More » -
#mlb
Prince Fielder's March Of Vengeance
Nine innings were not enough for the Brewers and Dodgers to settle their differences—even if the 13-run differential says otherwise—so Prince Fielder led his Crew through the bowels of Dodger Stadium on a hunt for Guillermo Mota's head. More » -
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Italian Sausage Beats Chorizo Sausage
It's just one of those days. The Chorizo knows how it is. -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Miller Park
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Milwaukee Brewers' Miller Park. More » -
#mlb
Don't Like Your Starting Pitcher? Sell Him On eBay
His value is estimated at $100,000, so for $.01 on a joke eBay auction, Suppan is a steal. Disclaimer: "No Harms was made to Brewers, Fans, Suppan, Hall and any other animal while making and publishing this add." [HRDerby] -
#ryanbraun
REMETEE Owner Passes Up Opportunity To Humiliate Desperate Women On National Television
Fact: Ryan Braun was asked to be on "The Bachelor." Fact: He said 'no thanks.' [Wisn.com] -
#mlb
A Match Made In Barley And Hops
"Hi fellow brewer fans, I am getting married in August and since both of us are diehard crew fans, we are having a brewers themed wedding." Stop right there. Where are you registered and should I bring bottles or cans? [Wrigleyville23] -
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Trevor Hoffman's Music Scares The Crap Out Of Ken Macha
The Brewers manager says he hides in the bathroom when his closer enters the game, because Hoffman's entrance music is just too darn loud. Or maybe it's the new Japanese seat warmers? [ESPN; game notes] -
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#whimsy
Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
Imagine a young woman innocently sunbathing at a baseball game, when a vicious home run ball comes rocketing toward her unsuspecting frame, with nothing but a bikini top to defend herself? What do you do?! More »
