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more about #minnesotagoldengophers more comments → Hatey McLife: Since he was mocking religion in rural PA, I figured the winner would be Hillary Clinton. #mascots more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He is literally a golden Idol Onlookers were puzzled when the mascot led the cheerleaders in a rendition of White Wedding. #mascots more » twoeightnine: If you head to the edge of the endzone, separate from everyone else, are you really praying? Or are you telling everyone in the stadium that you pray?... more » Pesti-Esti: ... and that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the mascots are irreverent. #mascots more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Our JoePa, who art in diapers Hallowed be thy shades. #mascots more » Barry Lutz: These are not the beaver shots I come here to see. #mascots more » Steve U: Goldy learned that move from Nietzchy Nutria, mascot of the University of Basel. more » Kid Canada: He's just praying the creamery isn't sold out of Peachy Paterno when he gets back to campus. That stuff is delicious. #mascots more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Cut the mascot some slack. He was devastated he was missing Weed Against Speed guest editing Deadspin. #mascots more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Jerome:Please God, give me the strength to play well in this super important sporting event. Also, what do you look like? God: Jerome, get bent, its... more » Steve U: Just more typical Schadenfreude from Petchesky. more » Midwest_Product: How many technical free-throws would Texas get if Tubby Smith sent someone out to break A.J. Abrams' kneecaps? more » Oops Pow Surprise: Hey, I wrote a couple columns for CollegeHumor before it was cool too! more » Jose Hernandez: Come on Gophers pull this off. more » Midwest_Product: These are clearly the top two shooting teams in the NCAA facing off right now. Nothing but trick shots off the rim every time, amazing! more » -
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Goldy Gopher Answers To No God
The Minnesota mascot mocked Penn State's Jerome Hayes as he prayed before last Saturday's homecoming game. What else would you expect? He is literally a golden idol. [YouTube] -
#collegefootball
"Motherf***er Hit My Penis"
Minnesota's Simoni Lawrence crotches himself on a yard marker, and provides us with a contender for quote of the year. -
#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
Your live blogger for this game will be Wes, a Big XII aficionado. He wrote a couple columns for CollegeHumor before it was cool.
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#gayathletes
Remember Minnesota basketball player Zach Puchtel? No? Well, turns out he's gay. [OutSports]
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