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more about #minnesotatimberwolves more comments → BruschisBrewsky: The coaches are the strength of our ballclub right now Ahem, Brian Cardinal respectfully disagrees. #minnesotatimberwolves more » DirkToberFest: That's a whole lot of words that were used to say, "Yes, I have eyes." #minnesotatimberwolves more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: As a fan of the Knicks, a letter like this from James Dolan would be goddamned, downright heartwarming. But alas, that stubby little fuck is too busy... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Its times like these that you just have to keep your head down, keep working hard, and try to live with the knowledge that your team's best player is ... more » Who Wants to Sex Pittsnogle?: Sorry to be serious about this but I have to ask: At what point does the the whole "I've gotta play at the highest level" thing just not hold water. ... more » Silent Q: There was something sort of exciting about a player entering the NBA as a total mystery You can find this gem and more in How to Choose Your Lottery ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: WWtSGD? more » twoeightnine: and Kahn will continue to look like a man operating from whatever manual Kevin McHale used to drive the franchise into a ditch. I'm hoping it's not t... more » ClueHeywood: "Tenemos que hablar con la gente de Minnesota ... y ver lo que pasa, porque, a estas horas, podemos estar en Minnesota o en otra parte, declaraba." "W... more » Steve U: Altschuler first came to prominence by becoming the first Drexel student to successfully complete a Co-op at Delilah's. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: INVIZUBUL CHEESE-MAC FACE! more » Kid Canada: "Hey baby, if you're looking for a pro athlete in Philly, I'm surprisingly available!" -Brett Myers more » ClintonPortishead: Holy hell. New goal in life: murder Wayne Ellington and usurp his identity a la the Talented Mr. Ripley. more » Weed Against Speed: "Shhh shhh. Don't worry, baby. Philly Daddy is going to take care of everything and make you feel right...say, you got a lighter on you?" -Daulerio more » UkraineNotWeak: Of course she goes to Drexel. She did a fantastic job engineering them breasts. more » -
#nba
Timberwolves GM Wants Fans To Know He Is Aware Of How Much Team Sucks
Mired in a nine-game slide, the Timberwolves are struggling to get acclimated to Kurt Rambis' triangle offense. Further, the team stinks. So, GM David Kahn did the only sensible thing - he wrote a letter to the team's 10 fans. More » -
#nba
The Math Of Kahn: Ricky Rubio's Deal In Spain Could Work Out For Timberwolves
As expected, the Basketball Jonas has signed with FC Barcelona, meaning he'll join the NBA in 2011, at the earliest. This is bad news for basketball fans and Gillette's marketing department but maybe — maybe — not David Kahn's Timberwolves. More » -
#nba
Timberwolves Cornering The Market On Scrappy White Guys You Probably Hated In The '80s
New Minnesota coach Kurt Rambis is adding former Bad Boy Bill Laimbeer to his staff. Tom Chambers should probably check in with his agent right about now. [Star Tribune] -
#nbadraft2009
Ricky Rubio Makes Jay Mariotti Cringe
For shame, "anyone who projects Rubio as a superstar based on wishful thinking, stereotyping and nostalgia." Also in this column: a Spanish quote left untranslated and a play on "rube" and "boob." Yes he did! [FanHouse] -
#nbadraft2009
UNC's Ellington Happy To Be Drafted, But Sad To Leave 19-Year-Old Philly Girlfriend
He was one of the 49 players drafted by the Timberwolves."My girlfriend goes to Drexel, so she wanted me to stay local, as did my family. I'm not upset at all, though. This is a blessing."[Philly.com] -
#2009nbadraft
Jonny Flynn Is All About the 'Mid Coast'
6. Minnesota Timberwolves: Jonny Flynn, Syracuse. Minnesota is stocking up on point guards, and why not? Rubio isn't ready to come in and lead the team for 30 minutes a night, but that's Flynn's specialty. More » -
#nba
Mama, There Goes That Man ... To Minnesota
"Multiple sources have told Pro Basketball News that Mark Jackson has emerged as the leading candidate for the [Timberwolves] position and will wind up with his first coaching gig." Some would call this a grown-man move. [Pro Basketball News] -
#nba
The Great Kevin McHale Experiment Is Over In Minnesota
After 15 seasons running the Timberwolves, Kevin McHale's services will no longer be needed. (According only to Kevin Love's Twitter? Jeebus.) Man, just eight or nine more years and I think he would have had it. [Pioneer Press; SportsBank] -
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#billsimmons
The Legitimate Interest In Simmons' GM Candidacy Called Into Question
The Sports Fella set Minnesotans' hearts aflutter with his semi-serious T'Wolves GM idea, resulting in thousands of pro-Simmons emails from a disillusioned fan base to a befuddled T'Wolves executive office. But somebody's rigging the numbers. More » -
#kevingarnett
You Should Wikipedia Kevin Garnett Sometime, He's A Fascinating Fellow
I actually did know who Kevin Garnett was before today. In fact, we talked one time. It was a conference call though, lacking in intimacy. Those were the days before you could Wikipedia helpful icebreakers. More » -
#nba
Something Goes Right In Dallas For A Change
A 70-41 third-quarter lead is pretty much safe, right? It should go without saying that if you're the Minnesota Timberwolves, the answer is no. [NBCSports] -
#kevingarnett
"K.G. tanked it." Strong words from the Timberwolves owner. [Minneapolis Star-Tribune]
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#antoinewalker
Remember, Only YOU Can Make 'Toine An All-Star
Maj announced the Vote 'Toine campaign last weekend, but I felt it beared repeating: Antoine Walker needs to be an All-Star. I mean we're talking about 10.6 points per game here, people. 1.5 assists. Over 55% from the free-throw line! He's danced with Michael Jackson; starred in numerous cinematic classics; and once even penetrated a hippo. More »
